MAC
"Hello, I'm a Mac WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
PC
"And I'm a PC - what was that"??
MAC
"Sorry, that's my processor whine WHEEEEEEEEEEE. I'll just turn it off by inconveniently running a small app"
PC
"Oh right, I don't seem to do that, but have heard lots of Mac's do it for some reason"
MAC
"There ya go - all gone MOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
PC
"What on earth was that"???
MAC
"Are yeah - not sure exactly what that is yet, but it's something some of us Mac's do"
PC
"Oh right, interesting - your looking a little off colour there Mac"
MAC
"Oh, that's just where I turn yellow for some reason after a while...
...uh oh, hang on....I've overheated"
I love Mac's by the way - so want to invest in one, but totally put off by what sound like far too common problems with the new Intel Macs.
