A load of crap

stig · 13 Feb 2006 at 12:04

a freind of mines son has been ill for the last week and since he's a lazy git he couldnt be botherd to fix his internet so he's been writing a book from the comfort of his bed. he just published it on a blog and i have to say its truthful yet highly amusing!

Link to Blog

MJ · 13 Feb 2006 at 12:05

The occasional ‘only fools and horses’ or ‘friends’ repeat was acceptable

Gilly · 13 Feb 2006 at 12:05

Someone needs to teach him about paragraphs :/

Nix · 13 Feb 2006 at 12:08

Argh! Grammar Nazi alert.

Not about Gilly. ^

stig · 13 Feb 2006 at 12:15

i know but i think the grammer is like that to add effect not sure though lol
but it had me chuckling for quite some time at points!

Nix · 13 Feb 2006 at 12:18

Not really, bad spelling only makes the author look like an idiot when he's critising someone else.

Feek · 13 Feb 2006 at 12:18

White text on a black background is enough to screw with anybodys eyesight. Especially mine. That may have been amusing, but I just can't do it.

K.

manor · 13 Feb 2006 at 12:25

Nix said:
Not really, bad spelling only makes the author look like an idiot when he's critising someone else.

Mr Nix, are you feeding us lines again?

Nix · 13 Feb 2006 at 12:31

Yes, yes I am

Vonhelmet · 13 Feb 2006 at 12:36

Feek said:
White text on a black background is enough to screw with anybodys eyesight. Especially mine. That may have been amusing, but I just can't do it.

K.

Maddox would disagree with you.

Myself, I'd rather not read black off white on a computer screen. It's fine on a book or bit of paper that isn't backlit, but not so good with a bright screen.

iCraig · 13 Feb 2006 at 12:38

Blocks of unparagraphed text are lame, such a chore to read, especially when you are as lazy as me.

Yewen · 13 Feb 2006 at 12:46

Paragraphs rule.

And for my next point, the site is unreadable to my 1 hour awake eyes

Kesnel · 13 Feb 2006 at 13:16

I couldn’t read past the first paragraph as the poor grammar annoyed me so much.

Call me a grammar nazi all you like, I openly admit to being one anyway.

DannyDan · 13 Feb 2006 at 13:18

I liked the entry about urinals

But I agree that they need paragraphing, I cant even start reading something that is unparagraphed and 100 lines long.

4T5 · 13 Feb 2006 at 13:19

Nix said:
Not really, bad spelling only makes the author look like an idiot when he's critising someone else.

Genuis

VeNT · 13 Feb 2006 at 13:23

Feek, if you press CTRL+A it selects the whole text, thus giving you black text on a white background!

Kesnel · 13 Feb 2006 at 13:23

malc30 said:
Genuis

Only just noticed that myself. Truly classic!

Wossi · 13 Feb 2006 at 13:48

It may be truthful but with that amount of spelling mistakes it doesn't really make it that amusing. The odd 1 here and there is fine but it just seemed to be all the time. Sorry.

Le_Petit_Lapin · 13 Feb 2006 at 14:01

Yewen said:
Paragraphs rule.

No, I think thats rulers.

Sic · 13 Feb 2006 at 14:02

Nix said:
Not really, bad spelling only makes the author look like an idiot when he's critising someone else.

if i was going to be making a statement like that, i'd spell check it til my eyes fell out.