A man went to see his doctor...

PardonTheWait · 1 May 2008 at 22:54

A man went to see his doctor.

'You need to stop masturbating', says the doctor.

'Why?' says the man.

The doctor replies, 'Because I'm trying to examine you!'

PardonTheWait · 1 May 2008 at 23:05

This will be about the twelfth time I've repeated this joke on here, but it's worth it.

Why do women have periods?

Because they deserve them.

PardonTheWait · 2 May 2008 at 02:12

GarethDW said:
posted before

Don't care

That thread is conclusive proof that it's all in how you tell it, though.

PardonTheWait · 2 May 2008 at 02:31

She'a a suicidegirl called Elara