A marginally better than average Friday joke....

[merlin]

Ben calls his mate Bill:

Ben: How's things?

Bill: Not good

Ben: Sup?

Bill: My wife has left me

Ben: WTF?

Bill: Last Friday night she puts on her coat, says she's popping to the shops for a pint of milk and never came back!

Ben: Christ mate that's absolutely shocking - she just walked out and left you? How are you coping?




































Bill: Ok, I'm just using that powdered stuff at the moment

 

[chrisxuk]

 

[Viper²]

 

[Voltar]

 

[Guru]

 

[smokedog]

A marginally better than average Friday joke....?

Below average imo

 

[Cosimo]

 

['Wes]

 

[utajoker]

ooooh, hes using powedered milk because she didnt come back with real stuff, he doesnt miss his wife at all.

 

[Paul11]

ooooh, hes using powedered milk because she didnt come back with real stuff, he doesnt miss his wife at all.

oh, thanks.. i was wondering where the joke was....

 

[antijoke]

/tumbleweed

 

[merlin]

Tough crowd!

 

[platypus]

Well, I guess the average is pretty damned low..

 

[antijoke]

Well, I guess the average is pretty damned low..

So low, I wouldn't even call it an average.

 

[mac1st3]

How many Alzheimer's patiens does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!

 

[chrisxuk]

How many Alzheimer's patiens does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!

That joke seems to get told in every 'joke' thread

 

[martinturner]

I really liked it!

edit: the OP's joke, not the Alzheimers one!

 

[mac1st3]

How many Alzheimer's patiens does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!

 

[Gaygle]

IBTBNTL

 

[ruffneck]

My wife and I had a huge row last night, she called me gullible and said I was "financially irresponsible."

I can't wait to see her face when I tell her I've just won the Nigerian lottery.

DISCLAIMER: Shamelessly stolen from a well known joke site...