A moral dilema...

Report him as a terrorist to the leisure centre and see him get banned, or tell them he is stalking you, the opportunities of getting him banned is endless - a bit like on this forum!
 
Wonderful and helpful advice as expected from such renowned posters as you all are.

Going to with ignoring him via mental negative waves aimed at his aura.
 
Begin twitching and shaking when he enters. Whenever he speaks cut him off with a "you don't know what I've been through man".. Quickly followed by telling your imaginary friend that you can't do it again, whilst attempting to scrub the imaginary blood from your hands.
 
Just tell him it's difficult to understand you so early in the morning and you'd like to relax by yourself before work?

I don't understand why someone would get offended by it.
 
Bet you'd talk to the milf. Racist!!!



:p



But seriously, just poop somewhere. In the steam room would be preferable in this case.
 
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