A musical joke

qwerty · 7 Jul 2008 at 17:52

Wen I was in Italy, I said the funniest musical one liner EVER and no-one was there to hear it

I saw a man walking down the street carrying a drum and a bass guitar and I shouted "Oh my God, Drum and Bass!!"

I don't think he spoke English...

Lysander · 7 Jul 2008 at 17:55

qwerty said:
Wen I was in Italy, I said the funniest musical one liner EVER and no-one was there to hear it

I saw a man walking down the street carrying a drum and a bass guitar and I shouted "Oh my God, Drum and Bass!!" I don't think he spoke English...

I take it those two paragraphs aren't related.

gillywibble · 7 Jul 2008 at 19:00

I hate scroll down jokes.

Volcs · 7 Jul 2008 at 19:07

double post

Volcs · 7 Jul 2008 at 19:08

qwerty said:
Wen I was in Italy, I said the funniest musical one liner EVER and no-one was there to hear it

I saw a man walking down the street carrying a drum and a bass guitar and I shouted "Oh my God, Drum and Bass!!" I don't think he spoke English...

Good job he didn't speak English or he may have collapsed through laughter!!

Van Hellseek · 7 Jul 2008 at 19:09

Ban mrk.

Ban LoadsaMoney twice.

Nitefly · 7 Jul 2008 at 19:12

Heh... hambush

mrk · 7 Jul 2008 at 20:26

You can't ban me! who's going to give you jokes worth groaning over??!

Knubje said:
Karnage, not lol!

Hey, I know you!

Snakedoctor · 7 Jul 2008 at 20:32

mrk said:
Two snare drums and a cymbal fall of a cleff

It would have helped if you had written it correctly. "off" not "of", that is meaningless. The joke is rubbish though.

mrk · 7 Jul 2008 at 20:34

Major Buzzkill :/

Neoni · 7 Jul 2008 at 20:35

Hambush.....

Ahaha.

Awesome.

Kohaashi · 8 Jul 2008 at 13:45

LoadsaMoney said:
The Bacon Tree

HAHA!!

Ben M · 8 Jul 2008 at 13:49

Andelusion said:
Something that sounds like cliff.

is "of" something that sounds like "off"?

bacon tree joke is the third time it's been posted here in the past month =(

rubbish thread =(

Monkey Puzzle · 8 Jul 2008 at 13:50

mrk said:
Two snare drums and a cymbal fall of a cleff

Not that it would in any way transform that car-crash of a joke into anything other than fail, but shouldn't it be fall off a cleff?

Kohaashi · 8 Jul 2008 at 13:51

Ben M said:
bacon tree joke is the third time it's been posted here in the past month =(

rubbish thread =(

First time I've heard it. Lol

gillywibble · 8 Jul 2008 at 13:55

Just to be really pedantic but it's 'clef' not 'cleff'.

Masterdog · 8 Jul 2008 at 14:43

Well I didn't want to create a new joke thread for this so I'll put this here. Can someone explain this joke to me because I simply don't get it. It's a Sean Lock joke:

"The hardest job I ever had was doing the horoscopes for the Big Issue."

I'm probably missing something really obvious, but I've asked three people and nobody understands the joke. Sean Lock's usually a genius so I'm hoping for good things.
Ok...go.

gillywibble · 8 Jul 2008 at 14:46

I think it's something to do with homeless people, but it doesn't work because homeless people don't buy it.

Mat · 8 Jul 2008 at 15:25

gillywibble said:
Just to be really pedantic but it's 'clef' not 'cleff'.

But how else would you get the idea cross, in writing, that you are suggesting its a cliff? Its fine when you say it but it needs a bit more when you write it...

Personally, I thought the OP joke failed as the punchline is in the "ba-boom tish" which wasn't made apparent until the 2nd and 3rd posts.

Do I win the pedant competition?

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