A nice chat

Crack-ed: yo
Fred: hi
Fred: how's life?
Crack-ed: where are u
Crack-ed: fantastic
Fred: im on the moon atm
Crack-ed: i have no job
Fred: neither do i
Fred: i hitchhike
Crack-ed: nice, im in doncaster. its probably as good
Crack-ed: where to?
Fred: probably the moon isnt made of cheese :(
Fred: anywhere
Crack-ed: must take ages to hitchhike to the moon
Fred: it did, planes only go so far
Fred: i had to swim the rest
Crack-ed: how much money does the moon atm have?
Fred: about 36pence and a milkyway bar
Crack-ed: does it give fivers? nowhere gives fivers
Crack-ed: im moving to the moon if it does
Fred: nah only 20's
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Hmm i remember seeing a post the other day complaining about atms.... i wonder if its the same guy...
 
PhilDee: OmNomNom?
NomNom: Om nom nom!!! ^-^
PhilDee: Heh
NomNom: PHOOOD
NomNom: Do you like food?
PhilDee: Yup, Baked 24 muffins today :)
NomNom: :O
NomNom: No way!!
PhilDee: Actually, yes way :)
NomNom: I made a chocolate fudge cake!
NomNom: We're so cool.
NomNom: Let's be baking buddies.
PhilDee: http://www.chocolate-source.co.uk/chocolate_recipes_muffins_gooey_choco_muffins.htm
PhilDee: Recommend them.
PhilDee: Om nom nom indeed
NomNom: Oh, thank you.
NomNom: I'll find the recipe for the fudge cake.
NomNom: http://www.itv.com/Lifestyle/Food/BritainsBestDish/CelebrityBestDish/Chocfudgecake/default.html
NomNom: There.
NomNom: OM NOM NOM indeed.
NomNom: FAnks for the muffins. =)
PhilDee: Im hungry . . . .
PhilDee: Even so, how random !
NomNom: Me too.
NomNom: =/
PhilDee: Have fun, im off to look at some stars.
NomNom: awww, nice. Make a wish up there for my late father. Have a good night. x
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How random!
 
Joe: Musty!
Joe: I love that word
Joe: YES!
Joe: SCORE!
Joe: GET IN!
Joe: So...
Musty: i don't mind up the wrong one
Joe: How's bleeding going for you?
Musty: not too bad
Joe: cool, cool
Musty: couldn't afford towels or tamps
Musty: so i'm using kitchen roll and selotape
Joe: I was going to suggest cotton wool and gaffer tape but you're a step ahead of me
Musty: it's a fine suggestion
Musty: might try it tomorrow
Musty: heavy flow that seems to be lasting a couple of days
Joe: One day, in the distant future, I will actually gaffer tape a lady's *******
Joe: but only if she deserves it.
Musty: pegging it open with clothes pegs would be fun
Joe: hah!
Musty: only if they were wooden and offered the chance of splinters
Joe: I wonder if you could hide explosives in a tampon
Joe: hide a banger
Joe: light the string and run
Joe: quite!
Musty: or dip a tampon in itching powder
Joe: eeeeeeesh
Joe: no!
Musty: she would have to go at herself all day
Joe: tabasco sauce!
Musty: ouch
Joe: NO! POPPING CANDY!
Musty: genuis
Musty: would even make a tasty snack later
Joe: I wonder why I'm not a nobel prize winner sometimes
Joe: indeed!
Musty: send it in to them
Musty: it's got to be worth something
Joe: "For contributions to misogyny"
Musty: normal sanitary methods just don't cut it
Joe: yumyumyumyumyumyumyum
Joe: Musty
Joe: Do you frequent a forum?
...........
Joe: /b/?
Musty: surprisngly not
Joe: OCUK?
Musty: bingo
Joe: weeee
Musty: frequent but mainly lurk
...........
...........
Joe: cool, taraa!
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It's surpringly fun
 
moose: ?
FAIRY: mmm...moose
moose: Does this actually work?
FAIRY: oh dear
moose: *raises eyebrow*
FAIRY: you have little faith
FAIRY: are you new?
moose: I don't believe in fairies either ;)
FAIRY: good
FAIRY: silly things
FAIRY: unlike mooses.
FAIRY: i dont believe in mooses though
 
user: BOBLOL
Boblol: lol
user: LOL
user: LOL
Boblol: lol
user: LOL
user: LOL
Boblol: lol
user: LOL
user: BAH GAWD HE'S BROKEN IN HALF
Boblol: bahaha, lawlz

I'm boblol
 
Very first convo..

ThatDude: LLAMA!
friendly: squirrel
ThatDude: don't be silly
friendly: sorry mate
ThatDude: no worries
ThatDude: just try and keep it under control!
friendly: do you like toast?
ThatDude: only when buttered and strapped to cats
ThatDude: I believe they're the key to the energy crisis
friendly: for limitless... yes
ThatDude: percisely
friendly: purpetual motion and all that
ThatDude: purple motion!
ThatDude: START WEARING PURPLE!
friendly: i am wearing purple
ThatDude: good /god/ man what happened to your fashion sense?
friendly: i lost it down the back of my sofa
ThatDude: well if you know it's down teh back of your sofa you haven't lost it then
friendly: you haven't seen my sofa//
ThatDude: you just need to disassemble your sofa with a chainsaw and a mallard
friendly: my mallard isn't that well trained, just quacks
ThatDude: your mollusc then
friendly: don't have one :(
friendly: do you?
ThatDude: down my pants
friendly: can it use a chainsaw? I have a sofa i need disassembling
ThatDude: it can, but only if you buy the lumberjack optional extra
ThatDude: OOMCHAK!
friendly: i won't be buying anything.. fashion sense is overrated
ThatDude: like spidey sense
friendly: do you like hovis?
ThatDude: only when photographed
friendly: best of both i bet
ThatDude: buttered both sides
friendly: two cats?
ThatDude: that's a naughty loaf
ThatDude: cats?
friendly: for a whole loaf you might need a lot of cats
ThatDude: for limitless energy?
friendly: exactly
ThatDude: THIS PLACE IS A TARP!
ThatDude: I've had this conversation before!
ThatDude: you're a doppleganger!
friendly: not with me you haven't
ThatDude: DOPPLEGANGER!
ThatDude: AAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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I'm 'friendly'
 
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