A nice chat

[PhillyDee]

Lmao! I wonder if the person who runs the site has suddenly seen the bandwidth hit the roof.

 

[TurnipHead]

Boblol: Lets be friends.
kaytayy: lol
Boblol: Friendship is not a laughing matter.
Boblol: We are now friends.
kaytayy: okay
Boblol: What should we do together with our new friendship
kaytayy: nothing
Boblol: BUT WERE FRIENDS
kaytayy: ahha
kaytayy: k well
kaytayy: idkk
Boblol: RIGHT , THATS IT IM NO LONGER YOU FRIEND WELL IM CRYING NOW

 

[blix]

Don't cry Bob. I will be your fwend.

 

[TurnipHead]

Boblol: OI
gembo: hi
Boblol: hey
gembo: how u doin
Boblol: im doing awesomesause
gembo: haha brilliant
gembo: male or female?
Boblol: both
gembo: haha me too
Boblol: lets touch willies
gembo: haha why not
Boblol: ocuk?
gembo: wot?

Boblol: Hi jew
jew6061: hey bob
jew6061: lol
jew6061: you name funny
jew6061: it make laugh me
jew6061: lol
Boblol: well, i aim to please
jew6061: i like please
jew6061: what ur sex bob?
Boblol: lets touch weenuses together?
jew6061: yes i like touch man
Boblol: ok
jew6061: you hairy
Boblol: ocuk?
jew6061: i no like hairy man

 

[Psypher5]

you odd people!

 

[touch]

This is becoming very surreal i love it

 

[el_dazza]

Lots of you weird people seem to like penis conversation, and cooking. On the odd occasion, together

 

[touch]

Lots of you weird people seem to like penis conversation, and cooking. On the odd occasion, together

Yes. Somebody was talking to me about sausages...and meatballs. I got scared and left.

 

[Locke]

This thread is lolsworthy

 

[TurnipHead]

yiff: lolbob
Boblol: I am bum friendly.
yiff: really
yiff: i like the sound of that
yiff: BUMBUMBUM
Boblol: LETS TOUCH BUMS
Boblol: *Back up into you*
yiff: *BACK UP INTO YOU*
Boblol: *wiggles*
yiff: *MOANS*

 

[Yrkoon]

hairy meatballs? and doctors lol?

 

[BigglesPiP]

jesus ain't from here

 

[touch]

hairy meatballs? and doctors lol?

YOU! You freak

 

[Yrkoon]

YOU! You freak

lmao

 

[PhillyDee]

5 star thread

 

[TurnipHead]

GIRUGA: MESH
Boblol: SEXMESH
GIRUGA: I LOVE ANIMAY
Boblol: I LOVE POKEMON
GIRUGA: AND MANGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Boblol: LETS HAVE POKEMON SEX
GIRUGA: AND GAY MENG
Boblol: OK PIKACHU I CHOOSE YOU
GIRUGA: uh DDR?
Boblol: ocuk?
GIRUGA: SMILE.DK
Boblol: er
Boblol: cya

Can I just check, are words like... Sex and Willy and Gay allowed?

 

[el_dazza]

I actually had a normal conversation with someone about music then, made a nice change

 

[Locke]

I'm talking to someone from Virginia?! it's so someone from here

 

[Yrkoon]

yeh i had a convo about fishkeeping with no messing about was a decent change lol

 

[TurnipHead]

vage: boblooooll
vage: why is Bob funny?
Boblol: Hi my name is Ken and i am fom algeria.
Boblol: i am 25 years old and enjoy painting and spoon collecting
vage: hello Ken from algeia
vage: excllent
Boblol: do you have any spoons to send me?
vage: no I am sorry I do not
Boblol: could you find one lpease
vage: you see, we need those spoons
Boblol: my address is Algeria road, algeria
Boblol: why do you use spoons in your country?
vage: okay
vage: I will send soe
vage: they will be fancy spoons
vage: just for you
Boblol: do they have patterns?
vage: yes
vage: and they are shiny
Boblol: excellent, i am missing some of those
vage: good good
Boblol: shiny! brilliant
Boblol: my brother is coming over later and i'll be able to trade spoons with him. it willbe so much fun
Boblol: i hope he has some new ones, i have lots of doubles.
vage: they will be on their way tomorrow. Algeria Road, Algeria, yes
Boblol: brilliant thanks!
vage: I hope you will be able to trade with him
vage: good luck
Boblol: thankyou, bye!
vage: your welcome, good bye

Yatesy: hey
Boblol: HI LOL WOT SITE R U FROM
Yatesy: My friend emailed me about it u?
Boblol: Hi there, my name is Kenneth and I will be your tour guide.
Yatesy: why thank you
Boblol: IF you look to your left you will see the first ever Dixons shop.
Boblol: and further along the road we have 14 pigeons in a row.
Boblol: ...I was Kenneth, I was your tourguide. Please enjoy the holiday and tips are welcome.
Yatesy: I give you a tip
Boblol: Why thankyou
Yatesy: Don't touch jellyfish or they will sting you
Boblol: Does that include touching them with my weenus?
Yatesy: no thats fine
Boblol: Are you from ocuk
Yatesy: nope, I am from NY
Boblol: ooh ok
Yatesy: what is ocuk, sounds funny

paedo51: ooooo
paedo51: a bob
Boblol: ye
paedo51: age?
Boblol: 14
paedo51: same
Boblol: do you have sweets for me
paedo51: how funny
paedo51: i own a sweet shop
paedo51: you can come round if you want
Boblol: where is it, i would like to visit
paedo51: for some popsicles too
paedo51: its it brown town
Boblol: i visit there regularly
paedo51: yeah its good...
paedo51: have another one in beef curtains
Boblol: what time shuold i be there
paedo51: 2am if u can make it
Boblol: ok, shall i get my mum to drop me off? or should i come alone
paedo51: i cant come out during the day, i have some problems
paedo51: on your own if you can
paedo51: you'll get more sweets
Boblol: ooh great
paedo51: your mum wont try to steal them
Boblol: yeah lol she always does
paedo51: so what sports do you like?
Boblol: wrestling
Boblol: swimming
Boblol: naked football
paedo51: o.0
paedo51: we could play summa that if u want
Boblol: i will bring my balls
paedo51: only if u feel up to iy
paedo51: sounds good
paedo51: bring some mustard too, while your at it
Boblol: ok, i have lots of it
paedo51: helps with any injuries you may receiev
paedo51: i play rough you see
Boblol: thats a good point
paedo51: i gotta go, meeting my 15 year old gf 2nite
Boblol: wow cool
paedo51: shes hot
paedo51: met her on fb
Boblol: great
Boblol: ill see you around 2am in browntown then?
paedo51: shes at my door now, better go... yeah remember the mustard though
Boblol: ok got it
Boblol: see you then
paedo51: you will get it alright
paedo51: see ya
Boblol:

I burst out laughing when I typed 'naked football'.