A non Scottish joke for a Sunday

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An 80 year old woman had been in a coma for months, no brain activity whatsoever. One day, a male nurse was giving the old lady a sponge bath and when he got to her privates, the nurse noticed that her brain activity spiked.

The nurse was quite amazed and went and got the doctor and explained what had happened.

The doctor was also amazed and called the old lady's husband, who rushed to the hospital.

The doctor explained the situation, he said, "This is going to sound insane but this nurse here was giving your wife a sponge bath and when he got to her privates, her brain activity went crazy."

The husband was amazed and he said, "Well, Doctor, what does this mean?!"

The doctor said, "This is kind of strange but we think you should stimulate her, like you should give her oral sex."

So the husband goes in and he's in there for five minutes..ten minutes... a long time.

Eventually the husband comes out of the room and he is as pale as a ghost, he's shaking and he's pointing inside the room.

Everyone rushes in and they find the old lady lying there, dead.

The doctor turns to the husband and says, "What the hell happened?!"

The husband says, "I did what you asked, I gave my wife oral sex, but I think I might have choked her."
 
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