A QPR fan' rant about football

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I hope this has not been posted already but I just heard this which I thought some of you might appreciate.





I take more pleasure in seeing Chelsea lose than I do in seeing QPR win
at the moment.

I sat through so many matches when we were absolute dogs**t under the
likes of Ray Harford and with people like Paul Bruce, Matthew Brazier
and Mark Perry in the squad and I never felt like this.

The club isn't ours anymore but more so than that - football is just
properly gash these days.

I mean really gash.

football generally.

I hate nearly everything about it these days....

I hate the Prem and the myth that it is exciting this year. Man City
breaking into the top four isn't exciting. They spent loads of money.
It's no more exciting that Nameless **** getting to number 1 in the
charts after winning the X-Factor.

I hate the myth of Arsene's kids. Buying some French kid when he's 17,
playing him in the League Cup and then selling him when he's 20 after
about 3 appearances in the league is NOTHING SPECIAL.

I hate hearing about Liverpool/Man Utd's debt but nothing ever happening
about it. A club needs to go to the wall for the money thing to change
but it doesn't happen. Why the **** are Charlton, Leeds and Southampton
still in business?

I hate Frank Lampard's stupid f'ing face. I hate that Joe Cole's tongue
is never in his mouth, the downsy spacker. I hate John Terry being
England captain when he's CLEARLY AN OAF.

I hate the England team.

I hate young exciting wingers who have nothing but pace. Tony Scully had
nothing but pace.

I hate the FA Cup. There may be little shocks like last night but for
the most part you know who's going to win it. Unless a team throws away
all their financial security to win it a la Pompey.

I hate Harry f'ing Redknapp. And Jamie Redknapp. And Louise Redknapp.
And the Wii.

I hate James Nesbitt, Eammon Holmes and ******* everyone.

I hate Gary Lineker and Alan Shearer.

I hate Garth Crooks.

I hate Garth Brooks for that matter.

I hate Sky Sports.

I hate that when a lower league player beats 10 players and chips the
keeper it doesn't matter but if Rooney scores from more than 20 yards
it's amazing.

I hate that everything football related has to have 'Club Foot' playing
behind it.

I hate that female sports journos are now mandatory.

I hate Mark Lawrensen for not coming out. 'I do like a big man at the
back'. I bet you do.

I hate any advert that portrays football to be about anything other than
pain and disappointment.

I hate any advert that mentions pies at football.

I hate Lee Hughes and the fact that he makes a living from the game. I
hate Marlon King and any team that signs him when he gets out. I hate
that it'll probably be us.

I hate Phil Brown.

I hate 'well the ball is a lot lighter now and will cause goalkeepers
real problems this summer' before EVERY ******* TOURNAMENT.

I hate that Kieron Dyer earned more in the time I took to write this
post than I'll earn this month.

I hate Adrian Durham, Ian Wright and Alan Brazil.

I hate Gazza. Either die or shut up. Stop f'ing lingering.

I hate hearing about Hillsborough more than I hear about Heysel or
Bradford.

I hate that a comeback from 4-0 down at half time (TWICE) means nothing
because we aren't f'ing scouse.

I hate Leeds.

I hate Roy Keane.

I hate grown men wearing football shirts of their team whilst shopping
on a saturday when their team is playing at home.

I hate that I don't hate Roy Hodgson.

I hate Jermaine Beckford and any player who has neck tattoos.

I hate songs being inappropriately taken as club anthems and then sung
in a manly way. 'I'm forever blowing bubbles....'. Gaylords.

I hate Danny Dyer and anyone he's ever interviewed.

I hate the book 'Cass' by Cass Pennant. It is honestly the stupidest
thing I've ever read. Chapter 1: Millwall. 'Yeah we took 50 to Millwall.
They had 1000 in their mob but we ran 'em up and down the street'.
Chapter 2: Liverpool. 'Yeah we took 50 to Liverpool. They had 2000 in
their mob but we ran 'em up and down the street'. Fk me... Jade Goody's
autobiography is probably better. Even her non-ghost written one.

I hate that all good youngsters end their careers at Spurs before they start.



I think i got all the swearing out.

This was posted on a QPR fans forum.:D
 
They had some actor reading this out on Talk Sport, was really funny.

Must admit I agree with a lot the bloke was saying too :D
 
Tummy said:
Roy Hodgson ;)
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But thankfully he hates that he does like him.

Have to agree on a lot of things, the "best year ever in the league " horsedung this year, purely because 4th spot is closer than previous years(not that close, Arsenal pipping the poisoned Spurs?). Whats shocking is City were clearly the only team to massively improve and infact were bang on course(18 games 32 points when he was fired) for the 70 point target they were on. City were having a huge building year and its no surprise a team thats never played together before was taking time to click. Hughes turned Tevez from a midfield dropping into battler, to a striker again, and it took time but his turn around was clearly a dozen games before Mancini took over. The defence compared to last year was already massively improved, and improving still. City were almost bottom three the previous year, and almost top 3 this year when Hughes was fired, and people actually believe two insane things, that City weren't doing damn well, and that City have completely turned around under Mancini.

The top 4 teams are simply worse, Liverpool are way worse and Spurs, Everton Villa are exactly or behind where they were last year.

Overall theres more boring as heck games this season, though a few classics thrown in to even it out a little. THe quality of football this year overall though is a lot worse.

The only thing I'd add to his list, unless I missed it, is Alan Smith, actually both of them though mostly the ex-gooner one. He's incredibly anti-Arsenal whenever he's on, is a douche, and doesn't seem to remotely understand football.
 
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Could we start our own one of these, everyone adds one new thing to hate.

I'll start:

I hate that it costs £15 to go and see Cambridge United play in the Blue Square Premier, when it only cost me €100 Euros to get a terraced season ticket for Eintracht Frankfurt in the bundesliga a couple of years ago.
 
moremoney said:
I hate 'well the ball is a lot lighter now and will cause goalkeepers
real problems this summer' before EVERY ******* TOURNAMENT.
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I wonder if we'll hear this during the World Cup? with the number of times they've said it I'm surprised we're not using giant ping pong balls by now. :p
 
I hate 4-5-1

I hate players being played out of position.

I hate bad players being played while good players are sat on the bench.

I hate one paced, boring football.

I hate managers and teams that go onto the field with no intention of trying to win, just to not get beat.
 
atpbx said:
I hate 4-5-1

I hate players being played out of position.

I hate bad players being played while good players are sat on the bench.

I hate one paced, boring football.

I hate managers and teams that go onto the field with no intention of trying to win, just to not get beat.
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Liverpool fan? :D
 
EpicCarnage said:
pointing out the irony of football he moans non stop about how unlucky he is his club is not doing well but they are one of the richest love it :)
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QPR are by no means one of the richest clubs - that is a complete myth. The owners might be rich but that's irrelevant.

(Long suffering QPR season ticket holder)
 
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