A thing you do that's basically genius but turbo-madness to others?

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I'll go first, I shower squat!
Nothing beats multi-tasking right, so why not bust out 50 squats with proper form each shower and then shower at the same time? It's a win-win. A workout and cleanse all in one.
 
I think people need to calm the hell down! What is the fascination with finding things up colons here lately :p

Ahleckz said:
Let’s be honest, @mrk was trying to give himself a Boris Johnson, slipped, and got caught in quite a compromising position and this is his cover.
“Uhh, it’s not what it looks like! I do squats in the shower… slipped over, the Matey went up my bum and my Johnson slipped into my gob. Look, I even post online about my squatting!”

Also, do you have an OF? Asking for a friend.
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Well unless you try it, then you'll never know. Just don't be stanky legged or something and slip. That would be uncool.

CrispyOtter said:
Maybe you can do some bicep curls with the missus' giant bottles of tresemme too?
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How do you know about the big "salon sized" bottles of tresseme?!

TrojanWhore said:
Just bodyweight or do you take a barbell in to the bathroom with you?
:D


I think my concern would be slipping and buggering my back up or something!
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Nads are weighty enough as it is to be fair. Although I have ordered something arriving tomorrow that /might/ offer additional assistance. Stay tuned....
 
peterwalkley said:
OP mentions bending over in the shower and then wonders why thread didn't go as expected :D
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Squat! Not bend! If you are bending right over when doing squats then you might be at the wrong kind of party :p

Gary* said:
So I like butter and jam on my toast. I don't like butter in the jam and vice versa and am I **** cleaning two knives. I use one end of the knife for the butter and use the handle end for the jam. My missus despises it.
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:D

Although I like jam and butter on my toast (this actually came up the other day lol) - Butter first whilst toasting so it melts into the very core of the bread. then lash on some jam. Then dunk the combo into a mug of tea. Absolutely delicious flavour bomb in your mouth.
 
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