In the early hours of this morning, my beard took an overdose of 'clippers'; the police have informed me that many young beards these days are succumbing to the temptations of 'clippers', apparantly 'trimmers' are a gateway for this frightful substance. Many beards give in to 'clippers' after pressure from their suppliers, often known as 'pushers' or 'girlfriends'.
Luckily, I was able to capture his death on camera so I can share it with you in the hope that we can avoid any more senseless loss of beards:
As he was:
After losing his neck to the 'clippers':
A 'chop a goatee combo:
A very cavalier 'tache combined with my beard's last death-throes:
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Luckily, I was able to capture his death on camera so I can share it with you in the hope that we can avoid any more senseless loss of beards:
As he was:
After losing his neck to the 'clippers':
A 'chop a goatee combo:
A very cavalier 'tache combined with my beard's last death-throes:
*n
only people I have ever heard say that before are from a little out post in yorkshire called Halifax!
