A warhead is heading for London.

iCraig

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So, let's say a nuclear warhead is heading towards London.

Britain has warned it's citizens it's unlikely that anti-warhead missiles will be able to intercept it for whatever reason.

It's ETA for London is 45 minutes.

What do you do? Where do you go?

If you're in London, do you run? Make the most of your remaining minutes somehow? Go underground?

If you're elsewhere in the UK, what do you plan on doing to avoid the fallout?
 
45 minutes? Thats 3 shags for me (10 mins rest after each one). Solution = find 3 ladies.

Hmm, or would I use it to be more constructive and kill people I don't like?
 
45 minutes won't be enough to get me much past Reading, so I guess I'd have to just do a Kane-style "arms-in-the-air" death pose.
 
if in london, go to the underground about all you could do i think, then die pretty much shortly afterwards, elsewhere i would make rambo traps around the house and border up the windows etc, and sit under the stairs with knifes ;)
 
Being in Bournemouth I'd probably leg it to the pier, hijack one of the hire boats with a butter knife, take a can of fuel and try and reach France.
 
Personally if I lived in London and wanted to survive, I would try and steal a motorbike and any weapon I could find and try to get as far away as possible. A bike might allow me to get out of the city and onto the motorway without getting stuck in traffic too much. Once on the motorway I could blast it up north as fast as I can.

The weapon would be used on anyone trying to take me out for my bike as I leave the city.
 
iCraig said:
Personally if I lived in London and wanted to survive, I would try and steal a motorbike and any weapon I could find and try to get as far away as possible. A bike might allow me to get out of the city and onto the motorway without getting stuck in traffic too much. Once on the motorway I could blast it up north as fast as I can.

The weapon would be used on anyone trying to take me out for my bike as I leave the city.
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Mature thread, this.
 
iCraig said:
Personally if I lived in London and wanted to survive, I would try and steal a motorbike and any weapon I could find and try to get as far away as possible. A bike might allow me to get out of the city and onto the motorway without getting stuck in traffic too much. Once on the motorway I could blast it up north as fast as I can.

The weapon would be used on anyone trying to take me out for my bike as I leave the city.
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War of the worlds style you'd probably get completely hijacked by a mob of people the first second you stop.
 
45mins?

Where the hell has it been launched from... France?

I never did trust them.... or a sub?

Anyway... in 45 minutes there is nothing I'd do. I'd do something foolish but knowing my luck it'd be a joke.
 
I'd celebrate the rise of property prices in the far north of England

and we mainyl get westerly prevailing winds at this time of year in the UK..so France would get all the fallout...so a double bonus!
 
get to a shop and steal cider no point in paying and see how much i could drink then play some of my best music and that would be that!
 
mp3kla said:
War of the worlds style you'd probably get completely hijacked by a mob of people the first second you stop.
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Lol the amount of bikes scooters in london i think it would be long past 45 mins before the supply ran out :p but then again i doubt even a full on motoGP bike could get out of london in 45 mins with all the chaos that would be going on :(
 
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