Aaaarghh! do I burn it?

[stulid]

nearly crapped my pants when I caught a glimpse of this beast running across my bed, with me in it.

after a chase around the room, I eventually apprehend the suspect into a glass.

behold the spawn of satan.

 

[stulid]

its looking at me funny now, think it wants a chew on my flesh.

 

[stulid]

knew I had some spider repellent lying around.

just need to find a method of ignition.

 

[stulid]

gas powered soldering iron with the blow tip attachment+gas lighter fluid+big nasty spider=adios amigo

 

[stulid]

burn a Koran day? nah, burn a bloody big spider day.

 

[stulid]

right its now dead.

harder than you think to ignite the lighter fluid when it evaporates so quickly.

luckily I was in my garage for this, and managed to find the perfect additive, Millers oil octane booster, so with a combination of the two, was able to fry the little git.

I moved to the garage for this, as I had a garden hose at hand if it all went wrong.

 

[stulid]

Where's the money shot?

its not a pretty sight, the bottom of the glass is just a splodgy mess of spider remains.

 

[stulid]

who wants to lend me a copy of the koran?

can't promise it will ever be returned mind.

 

[stulid]

at least I can sleep easy tonight knowing there is one less eight legged freak running around.

 

[stulid]

Is that pint glass resting on a wedge of tomato?

its just a leaf, there's one by my hand, just blown in under the garage door.

 

[stulid]

At OP: Why didn't you just take it outside? Would have saved you a lot of time.

that would have been to easy.

 

[stulid]

I was about to bone my girlfriend when I looked up and suddenly there was this big spider. Then I went back to bone my girlfriend and she said there was no way.

family guy.

 

[stulid]

never seen a badger around these parts, could try that old wifes tale of an exploding sea gull using bicarbonate of soda.

 

[stulid]

I do it for the lol

 

[stulid]

Was the spider really in the glass or was the final picture just an elaborate troll post?

it was in there, it first suffered the freezing effects of the lighter fluid, then recieved a high level dosage of heat.

spider=gooey mess.

 

[stulid]

What's that yellow crap in the glass?

a combination of octane booster and spider goo.

and the glass will be binned now, plenty more on the cupboard, just need more spiders.

 

[stulid]

Is this your final solution?

no,

if I had some petrol, I could have run a trail of it to the intended target and lit the blue touch paper and stand back for big LOL'S.

 

[stulid]

serious amount of girls on these forums.