Aaaarghh! do I burn it?

[Garee]

Oh. My. God.


NEXT TIME HAVE A WARNING!!!!!

Now I am major paranoid.

 

[Chives]

Nuke it from orbit, the only way

 

[SeraphX]

smack it most voraciously with a sunday broadsheet rolled up with all the supplements and count the bits spread everywhere

 

[Egon]

tbh I would have done the same OP. I don't like spiders at all. However if you've gone to the trouble of catching it you might as well put it outside... Or eat it!

 

[shifty_uk]

Woah, that's a beast....Kill it now!

 

[Fenris]

Put in in the oven, report back with the appropriate gas mark.

 

[godinman]

FFS, you child, put it outside.

 

[stulid]

knew I had some spider repellent lying around.

just need to find a method of ignition.

 

[Lightnix]

I bet you'd prefer it to the swarm of flies the larvae it probably just ate would've otherwise turned into.

 

[ThorpedoUK]

What if it defrosts and comes back to bite you?

Demolition Spider

Rejoice at the birth of cryogenic reenactment!

 

[jp_bl_68]

I hope you're going to film this

 

[Robbo]

Thats actually quite small.

You sir, are a pussy.

 

[SeraphX]

place the disc over a glass dude, without the case and pour the fluid down into the glass an onto the spider through the little hole lol

 

[Puppetmaster]

What if it defrosts and comes back to bite you?

Demolition Spider

As long as it doesnt have a fountain pen, lifes all good

 

[Lethal`]

Go into garden, create small fire, place lighter fluid can on fire with spider. Should do the trick

 

[ThorpedoUK]

I have to agree with the concensus that is small, just chuck it out of the window, spiders are fine

 

[weringo]

 

[Basill]

Hairy legs are hairy.

 

[Nexus]

If you didn't kill it straight away when it was running about, I think you ought to just let it go, rather than devising childish ways to kill it.

 

[soundb0y]

grab a can of deodorant and a lighter!