After the '***** Dinner' thread......

Chris [BEANS] · 14 Feb 2007 at 18:02

I wondered does anyone know what a 'Gentlemans wash' is?

And do you have any other odd sayings?? The two rules to this thread are that it can't be too risky (family forum and all that) and your saying has to have a less dissapointing meaning than the ***** dinner business.........

ElRazur · 14 Feb 2007 at 18:03

A clean shave in all private places then a cool or warm shower after?

An anal cleaning with a moist tissue paper? ( hope that is family friendly enough)

jcb33 · 14 Feb 2007 at 18:08

ElRazur said:
A clean shave in all private places then a cool or warm shower after?

An anal cleaning with a moist tissue paper? ( hope that is family friendly enough)

omg my eyes, *Vomits* Thats vile!

gumbald · 14 Feb 2007 at 18:11

My housemate has a penchant for "moist toilet tissue", don't get the attraction myself. Can the OP explain the original question?

MrSix · 14 Feb 2007 at 18:13

Gentleman's wash is where you give your winky a quick clean over the sink.

Remember kids, SMEG is only useful when it's in your kitchen.

Chris [BEANS] · 14 Feb 2007 at 18:14

MrSix said:
Gentleman's wash is where you give your winky a quick clean over the sink.

Remember kids, SMEG is only useful when it's in your kitchen.

Winner

ElRazur · 14 Feb 2007 at 18:15

Chris [BEANS] said:
Winner

How dare you, mine was better.

Rotty · 14 Feb 2007 at 18:19

Often use/hear the term "Frenchman's wash" which is a squirt of deodorant under the shirt you have been wearing all day without taking it off

Chris [BEANS] · 14 Feb 2007 at 18:19

ElRazur said:
How dare you, mine was better.

Better is a matter of opinion, but MrSix's post is the winner because it's the correct answer........

gumbald · 14 Feb 2007 at 18:20

Rotty said:
Often use/hear the term "Frenchman's wash" which is a squirt of deodorant under the shirt you have been wearing all day without taking it off

Yep, heard that one. Said housemate also enjoys such an activity. I won't ask him about the Gentleman's Wash though...

Psyk · 14 Feb 2007 at 18:58

MrSix said:
Gentleman's wash is where you give your winky a quick clean over the sink.

Remember kids, SMEG is only useful when it's in your kitchen.

Wow never heard the term before but I do it all the time. Nothing worse than a smelly penis.

nealw · 14 Feb 2007 at 19:00

Rotty said:
Often use/hear the term "Frenchman's wash" which is a squirt of deodorant under the shirt you have been wearing all day without taking it off

we always call that a squaddie shower

tom_nieto · 14 Feb 2007 at 19:03

I think you'll find it's a Mexican shower. Ah well, they both work well.

LOL @ Gentleman's wash

MasterMike · 14 Feb 2007 at 22:21

A perhaps slightly more exotic term is "Zuffle". Anyone?

Posty · 14 Feb 2007 at 22:34

washing of the male genitalia in the sink

Psyk · 14 Feb 2007 at 22:36

MasterMike said:
A perhaps slightly more exotic term is "Zuffle". Anyone?

Haha that's great. Urban dictionary is always good for a laugh.

rgzcampbell · 14 Feb 2007 at 23:13

Rotty said:
Often use/hear the term "Frenchman's wash" which is a squirt of deodorant under the shirt you have been wearing all day without taking it off

We call it a Dundee bath up here

KizZ · 14 Feb 2007 at 23:27

Psyk said:
Haha that's great. Urban dictionary is always good for a laugh.

PMSL!

PardonTheWait · 15 Feb 2007 at 00:10

rgzcampbell said:
We call it a Dundee bath up here

I've only ever heard it called a Glasgow Shower

benneh · 15 Feb 2007 at 04:39

Hmm, my post disappeared. Was it a forum glitch or modsies?. If it was the mods it would be useful to leave a post in the thread so that I don't re-post it (wasn't offensive at all so I'm guessing it was a forum bug?).