Alien Chip in Napleon's Skull

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If there is any sliver of metal in his head, it's likely a shared of a musket or rifle bullet, or other random piece of sharapnel gathered during his days of warfare. Microchip my bum.
 
i haven't read the replies but there are so many ways this is total fail.

For a start anybody who has a serious interest in Napoleon and his physiology would know categorically that Napoleon was of average height for the period. It was British propaganda which painted him as a short arse in the satirical comics of the time. So seeing there was sweet FA wrong with his pituitary gland then citing that as the scientific basis for the exhumation would have resulted in him being laughed out of the building.

Also, his ability to "transform starving, rag-tag troops into a top-notch fighting force and to crush the Italians" is in some respects true. However, I'm fairly certain alien visitors from another planet would have been able to bestow the French with basic sanitation and their penchant for storing faeces with food was legendary. That knowledge kept the British fighting fit much longer than the flatulent froggies and won us more than a few battles.

in short - BS.

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I thought everyone knew WWN is a sort of mashup of satire, strange-but-true, comedy, wierdness all for pure entertainment?? No?? It's been around for, like, decades, hasn't it?
 
vincent1989 said:
Napoleon wasn't short, he was average height for a man of the time period, ergo story is full of poo.
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For a French man though :p




It's like freefaller in all the pics of him with French people he looks a giant, in reality he's only 4ft 2" :p
 
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