Alien Chip in Napleon's Skull

Weekly World News said:
From the extent of bone growth around the chip, the expert believes it was implanted when Bonaparte was young.

“Napoleon vanished from sight for a period of several days in July 1794, when he was 25. He later claimed he’d been held prisoner during the Themidorian coup – but no record of that arrest exists. I believe that is when the abduction took place.”

Maybe we're dealing with different definitions of what "young" is but at 25 Napoleon had lived almost half his lifespan and I'd have thought that the majority of bone growth in normal circumstances would have been done anyway but perhaps alien abduction spurs on bone growth...

I can't help thinking it's too much of a coincidence that the doctors name is so very close to being dubious.
 
Hovered over the link, saw Weekly World News, lol'd.

Here's some more corkers from them:

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Their "reporting" speaks for itself. :p
 
"hackers can turn your computer into a bomb" perhaps not, but persuading a computer to overheat is possible. If it's full of dust, has a crap power supply, and is then subjected to stress testing you might get a fire out of it.
 
"hackers can turn your computer into a bomb" perhaps not, but persuading a computer to overheat is possible. If it's full of dust, has a crap power supply, and is then subjected to stress testing you might get a fire out of it.

Assuming that the automatic thermal shutdown isn't triggered if/when the CPU gets hot. If the failure point is the PSU then it's maybe just about possible but the other most likely components (CPU and GPU) both tend to have features that shut/slow them down in the event of a thermal issue so you'd have to be pretty unlucky for it ever to manifest itself in a proper fire.
 
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