Alliterative Alphabet Allegory

JollyGreen · 5 Nov 2006 at 10:44

All aspects of an alliterative alphabet allegory angle amazingly around anglo-saxon adjectives adeptly agile and adjusted to allegorise (angrily?) an astoundingly adept apoplexy in average Andersons.

The name of the game is to make a story comprised primarily of the letter of the alphabet currently under scrutiny (in my case A, the next obviously being... B).

Mine uses words beginning with the letter A almost exclusively, however more artistic license can be taken if required to make sense (I tend to sacrifice sense for alliteratation!)

Next...

B

Chronos-X · 5 Nov 2006 at 10:50

You must be a good laugh to have at parties

Big blue balls.

JollyGreen · 5 Nov 2006 at 10:52

Chronos-X said:
You must be a good laugh to have at parties

Big blue balls.

And you must make stimulating conversation

R.O.S.S.I · 5 Nov 2006 at 11:00

Buy big blue balls before barry buys brown bottles because barry buys bloody boring beans?

Doesnt make much sense, but hey, alliteration.

JollyGreen · 5 Nov 2006 at 13:23

Chinese children chased churlish chaps to choose the chastisement of chav champions by chastened cherubs!
D

ElRazur · 5 Nov 2006 at 13:46

Dont diss dr death deluding dellusions dat decapitates domitory doors.....

Ex-RoNiN · 5 Nov 2006 at 13:48

JollyGreen said:
Chinese children chased churlish chaps to choose the chastisement of chav champions by chastened cherubs!
D

David didn't decide doing diesel does any damage.

E

qwerty · 5 Nov 2006 at 15:21

Ex-RoNiN said:
David didn't decide doing diesel does any damage.

E

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!" exclaimed Emily effervescently, effeminately, erotically.

SourChipmunk · 5 Nov 2006 at 15:24

I'm staying away from the "F" words.

JollyGreen · 5 Nov 2006 at 16:13

qwerty said:
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!" exclaimed Emily effervescently, effeminately, erotically.

Fred fed the famished fish his favourite food (fillet) from a fork. Frequently Fred fornicated for felicity frantically; for famous friends forked fantastic francs for frequent felicity fornication.
Finnish favoured flickering, for frightening films (felcity and fred?) frightened further with fading flavours.
G

Psyk · 5 Nov 2006 at 16:30

Gay Garry gave a great gannet to gray granny Grettel giggling in her gravy grotto.

H

Greenlizard0 · 5 Nov 2006 at 17:08

Horney Henrietta humped Helena hurridly

G18241 · 5 Nov 2006 at 17:13

is inserting ice into imps intelligent if it indulges in it?

Moredhel · 5 Nov 2006 at 17:14

Hairy Horrace hates his horrid hat, however his hair holds headlice and he hopes his hat hides his hardship.

I

D'oh, beaten like a ginger stepson.

Dr.EM · 5 Nov 2006 at 17:17

Janet jumped, jiggling judisciously

JollyGreen · 6 Nov 2006 at 15:16

Kandy kissed kens kinky kestrel kindly, killing korean kids!

L

hardc0re_tid · 6 Nov 2006 at 15:22

JollyGreen said:
Kandy kissed kens kinky kestrel kindly, killing korean kids!

L

Luscious Laura is licking lollies later... meh

Andelusion · 6 Nov 2006 at 15:22

Lucy the Lapdancing Lepper Longed for Lashings of Ludicrous Layabouts to Line her Lacking Leather purse with Lots of Legal tender.

Poor lass (obviously) doesn't get much business.

JollyGreen · 6 Nov 2006 at 15:23

hardc0re_tid said:
Luscious Laura is licking lollies later... meh

Luscious Laura is licking lollies later for larrys large lolly landed lavisciously loaded like libido's lary lozenge!

hardc0re_tid · 6 Nov 2006 at 15:24

JollyGreen said:
Luscious Laura is licking lollies later for larrys large lolly landed lavisciously loaded like libido's lary lozenge!

Grrrr, im away back to the word association game, its far easier!

*I get half your points btw!