Alternative Movie Names (A Little Cheeky)

DarkOC · 20 Jan 2006 at 15:58

This has been in my head for quite awhile... Alternative movie names, I keep coming up with them... so follow on the list.

Big Monkey Goes Wild - King Kong

Bareback Mountain - Brokeback Mountain

Raid Levels of the Lost Arcnet - Indianer - Raiders of the lost ark

What a load of ******* - The Blair Witch Project

You need to fully disguise your swearing, read the FAQ.

Otacon

Mic · 20 Jan 2006 at 16:00

............lol?

:/

William · 20 Jan 2006 at 16:04

Saving Ryan's Privates? :/

Arcade Fire · 20 Jan 2006 at 16:06

Incredible. How do you think up so many insanely funny titles in such a short space of time?!

I wish I had your wit.

DarkOC · 20 Jan 2006 at 16:08

Arcade Fire said:
Incredible. How do you think up so many insanely funny titles in such a short space of time?!

I wish I had your wit.

It's an irish thing

I'm sure I'll have another burst shortly!

Jake 2.0 · 20 Jan 2006 at 16:09

Arcade Fire said:
Incredible. How do you think up so many insanely funny titles in such a short space of time?!

I wish I had your wit.

sarcasm is the lowest form of wit /as they say

erm.. Dangerous Liaison = "risque" name but no sex in it.

oh oh (not a film but)

Tru calling - oh ****, days rewound again!
24 - lets see who we gonna kill this time!

-- we can do the same with a TV programs episode names!

Cuchulain · 20 Jan 2006 at 16:10

DarkOC said:
It's an irish thing

I'm sure I'll have another burst shortly!

Please don't, Tommy Tiernan = good example of Irish humour; you != funny

DarkOC · 20 Jan 2006 at 16:11

Freak_boy said:
sarcasm is the lowest form of wit /as they say

erm.. Dangerous Liaison = "risque" name but no sex in it.

But humour is the highest! :cool:

iCraig · 20 Jan 2006 at 16:24

Big Monkey Goes Wild - King Kong

Get off me stage mate.

Mic · 20 Jan 2006 at 16:26

William said:
Shaving Ryan's Privates? :/

fixed

Belmit · 20 Jan 2006 at 16:33

Works better if you leave the real names out and let people work out what they are for themselves:

Forward to the Present, although technically I'm going back there as in 'returning', and it's your future...

Not very nice fellas at all.

It was Earth all along.

Episode I: The Phantom Plot

Jay and Silent Bob Sell Out

He definitely dies at the end of this one, it's the end of the franchise, honest.

American Pie: Cash Cow

Horizontal - (I'll give you this one, it's 'Sideways'

)

Ben Affleck is blind, hahaha!

Actually, half of these aren't really that funny. I think I've given too much to the caption thread today...

|Ric| · 20 Jan 2006 at 16:39

Black hawk down - a film about 1 helicopter crashing played twice

William · 20 Jan 2006 at 16:42

Chronicles Of The Divorce Court: The Lawyer, The Bitch and The Widower.

Hmmmm.

DarkOC · 20 Jan 2006 at 16:43

William said:
Chronicles Of The Divorce Court: The Lawyer, The Bitch and The Widower.

Hmmmm.

Very good!

Carzy · 20 Jan 2006 at 16:46

I would say nice thread, but it's not, so I think I'll **** all over it instead

Boooooo
Hiissssss

William · 20 Jan 2006 at 16:46

I can't think of anything that sounds remotely like wardrobe.

Lord Of The Ring: Return Of The Sting!

Simian · 20 Jan 2006 at 17:06

William said:
Saving Ryan's Privates? :/

There IS actually a film called 'Shaving Ryans Privates!!!... :eek:

(so I've heard!!

)

DarkOC · 23 Jan 2006 at 15:17

Big boat with a hole in it - Titanic

William · 23 Jan 2006 at 15:21

Planet Of The Ian Browns.

Arcade Fire · 23 Jan 2006 at 15:32

DarkOC said:
Big boat with a hole in it - Titanic

I'm really sorry, but I utterly fail to see how this is even remotely funny, in any way. Am I missing something?

Alternative Movie Names (A Little Cheeky)

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