am i a mpfon>?1

craptakular · 4 May 2013 at 01:13

so basically i fancy this temp at workkkkk, I want to kiss her ans heold hands andn stuff.

her line manaqger is the husband of her mpothers friend.

seriously, I think they may be up to shanannigangs but he is like 65 and i am 30 and funny and i hver a big penis...

should i forgt her and concentrate on emmigrating?

I am pretty drink btw, dont nam me!"!!!

arctine · 4 May 2013 at 01:21

WKN · 4 May 2013 at 01:21

Sonea Fifer · 4 May 2013 at 01:27

AHarvey · 4 May 2013 at 01:31

OP needs a name change to "craptalker"

mrk · 4 May 2013 at 01:47

Hey guys look, I'm super drunk and can't type yet was able to log into the computer, choose ocuk from the bookmarks and was able to I CAN TYPING.

It's worse than saying you won the lotto when you didn't.

Cupra · 4 May 2013 at 01:55

mrk said:
http://robbiekhan.co.uk/root/randompics/emoticons/gifs/paperlookup.gif

[I]Hey guys look, I'm super drunk and can't type yet was able to log into the computer, choose ocuk from the bookmarks and was able to I CAN TYPING.[/I]

It's worse than saying you won the lotto when you didn't.[/QUOTE]

Cracking reply.

Bennie-Mac · 4 May 2013 at 02:02

Craptakular effort.

Rroff · 4 May 2013 at 02:09

mrk said:
Hey guys look, I'm super drunk and can't type yet was able to log into the computer, choose ocuk from the bookmarks and was able to I CAN TYPING.

It's worse than saying you won the lotto when you didn't.

Or in my case attempt to swipe fingerprint a few times til PC logs itself in, click the inch high firefox icon, OcUK already loaded in a tab

Kutter · 4 May 2013 at 02:13

is she romanian?

craaaaaig · 4 May 2013 at 02:23

smash her pasty in your boxing stance

Spangles · 4 May 2013 at 02:30

See! I am a bit tipseh yet I can still type, to an extent! Focus my son! Focus!

jsmoke · 4 May 2013 at 02:31

Yur Pritty drink indood.

Sankari · 4 May 2013 at 02:31

craptakular said:
am i a mpfon>?1

Undoubtedly. I spotted it the moment you walked in.

diamount · 4 May 2013 at 02:51

Touch her bum. It's the only way to show her that you care.

scorchisio · 4 May 2013 at 02:55

are there no out of hours mods to get rid of this nonsense? :confused:

Bromhead · 4 May 2013 at 03:51

So you're trying to sleep with the guy, amirite?

Shayper · 4 May 2013 at 04:05

mrk said:
Hey guys look, I'm super drunk and can't type yet was able to log into the computer, choose ocuk from the bookmarks and was able to I CAN TYPING.

It's worse than saying you won the lotto when you didn't.

To be fair it isn't hard to post while drunk, especially if you always have OcUK open in a tab and you leave your PC on.

I still haven't learned this lesson

[FnG]magnolia · 4 May 2013 at 04:11

Chris-.- · 4 May 2013 at 04:59

tjpighjt i wold share my vewie on this mattar and say i font vare ang in going to brd now becasye im tired.