Am I an idiot?

[semi-pro waster]

Why do you think that I should know that Martin Kemp is in Eastenders?

The only soap I watch is Coronation Street and I do know that Keith Duffy was in Boyzone and that other bird was in an X-Factor/Pop Idol band of which the name escapes me.
Ken Barlow was also a member of Uriah Heep.

Sorry if it wasn't clear, I wasn't being facetious there - sometimes I wish I could be unaware of many elements of pop culture but for some reason I often seem to be at least loosely aware of it whatever my intentions.