Am I Strange ?

Von Smallhausen · 25 Feb 2006 at 20:06

I am slightly full of lager as I write this, but prior to watching the lads play at St James' Park and beating Everton 2-0 ( Back of the net .... twice ), I went to the Pig & Whistle in the Bigg Market for a couple of pints and they have the strippers on.

Here I am with a pint of lager, 2 topless lasses caressing each other and Supermac and Shearer's greatest goals on the plasma screen, heaven you may think.

I was more drawn to Supermac and Shearer bangin' them in !

Am I strange ?

Discuss.

Von Smallhausen · 25 Feb 2006 at 20:13

cheets64 said:
Depends if they are fit.

Fitter than Miss Fit of 26 Fit Street, Fittsville, United States of Fitness.

Von Smallhausen · 25 Feb 2006 at 20:14

Pebbles said:
Its your age.

I reserve comment !

Von Smallhausen · 25 Feb 2006 at 20:16

cleanbluesky said:
Seriously though, a plasma screen wont give you STDs. Do you know what STDs are out there and what they can do?

STD ? Thats a Subaru isn't it ?

Von Smallhausen · 25 Feb 2006 at 20:20

Whitewater said:
Watching Newcastle beat anyone 2-0 is a rare event, I can fully understand the distraction.

You heathen !

* although there may be an element of truth there *

Von Smallhausen · 25 Feb 2006 at 20:23

Oh, and after I turned from the screen to the strippers, one was sliding down a pole. She looked at me as if to say ..... you should be looking over here !!!!!!

I turned back to watch Supermac curl a beauty in from 20 yards !

Von Smallhausen · 25 Feb 2006 at 20:26

Von Smallhausen said:
Oh, and after I turned from the screen to the strippers, one was sliding down a pole. She looked at me as if to say ..... you should be looking over here !!!!!!

I turned back to watch Supermac curl a beauty in from 20 yards !

Was that the one where Terry Hibbit set him up with a beautiful pass ?

Von Smallhausen · 25 Feb 2006 at 20:27

Von Smallhausen said:
Was that the one where Terry Hibbit set him up with a beautiful pass ?

Yes Von, thats the one.

Von Smallhausen · 26 Feb 2006 at 01:32

cheets64 said:
Von just watch this for half an hour. It will get the blood fllowing again.

Shake ittttttt Stacy.

Btw, its Stacy Keibler.

I quite like it, although I still think of Andy Cole's peach gole against Chelsea at home in 1994.

Von Smallhausen · 26 Feb 2006 at 02:21

Jonny69 said:
Viz claims there's a good curry house in Bigg market. True or false?

True.

It was called the Rupali, Bigg Market, Newcastle Upon Tyne as owned by Abdul Latif, the Lord of Harpole.

Now it is the Curry Capital, Bigg Market, Newcastle Upon Tyne.

Von Smallhausen · 26 Feb 2006 at 11:38

fatiain said:
During the World cup in 1998, the former gf of the time wanted some gf/bf time. England were playing. Tried to contain it to half time but it overran into the second half. Manouvering her round the bed I managed to watch the game (sound muted!) and, well you get the picture.......

Sir, I salute you.

You truly kept the English end up !

Who needs commentary though ? I'm sure Mrs fatiain did a marvelous job of doing that.

' And here he goes with some superb dribbling around the box, ooooo he's picked up the pace ...... look at him go ........ oooooo aaaaaaa HE SHOOTS ........ oh my, he's hit the woodwork ! '

A butchers dog is fit ? Must be a Southampton thing.

Von Smallhausen · 26 Feb 2006 at 15:11

_-J-_ said:
I think everyone has missed the biggest flaw in this post, why would you ever step foot into the Pig and whistle, its charver central.

It is packed with Toon foot soldiers before the match, so it goes upmarket for the day.

Von Smallhausen · 26 Feb 2006 at 15:37

We used to go to the City Vaults, but the pig seems a better bar.