An ode to Mr Brown

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Desperado
why don't you come to your senses,
you been out screwing the country
for so long now.

Your a bigot,
and you know that's got people talking,
don't you know the people of Britain
want you the **** out.

Can't you get it though your thick skull boy,
your beat and were never voted in ,
you were just Tony's ugly fat friend.

Now it seems to me you don't get,
that your simply not able,
to run our country,
christ look at all our debt.

Desperado,
you ain't lookin no younger,
the pain and desperation,
its all over your face,

Oh freedom, what freedom?
that's what everyones talking,
the UK's like a prison,
to the world were a joke

Don't those ears get cold in the winter time?
your mouth won't work and that grin don't shine,
your an ugly **** and that's
all that I can say

your loosing all your hair
and ain't it funny how
the lib Dems
went the other way.

Desperado
why don't you come to your senses
Come out of number 10
and just **** off and die

It may be rainin'
And thats a big storm above you
you'd better close the door behind you (you'd better close the door behind you)
you'd better close the door behind you
before it hits you in the ass

Penned by my very hand's

yes some things might not rhyme but I had fun writing it....

Enjoy

:D
 
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this forum is just a massive hangout for crazy bigoted torys

gordo7.jpg

:D
 
this could easily be solved by cutting england in half and floating the bottom bit off towards france with cameron sailing it
 
this could easily be solved by cutting england in half and floating the bottom bit off towards france with cameron sailing it

Great idea, we could sail off to the med after a bit of rape and pillage in France and Spain.
 
Brown is a big loser in my book.

1. Never won a leadership contest
2. Never won an election
3. Even with the boundaries changed in Labour's favour, he still couldn't win.

He must be the only PM i know of thats never been voted to be there?

Say what you like, but he was never an elected PM ever.

Go Con-LibDem Alliance :)
 
Brown is a big loser in my book.

1. Never won a leadership contest
2. Never won an election
3. Even with the boundaries changed in Labour's favour, he still couldn't win.
4. Charisma of a cardboard box

He must be the only PM i know of thats never been voted to be there?

Say what you like, but he was never an elected PM ever.

Go Con-LibDem Alliance :)

Agreed and fixed;)
 
LOL nice one, why don't you continue it...?:D

I've been up all night and that's all I could really come up with. Suppose you could get a verse out of it with how he's always squinting or always frowning.

Gordon Brown, face like a pitbull,
Floppy jowls, though not as much spittle,
like an over-ripe plum, he always looks glum,
his squinty eyed frown, it's Gordon Brown.

that's the best I can come up with right now.
 
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