Animal Molester Found Not Guilty After Sheep Fails to Testify

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A man in The Netherlands who stood accused of having sex with a sheep walked free from court because the animal was unable to testify that it hadn't given him prior consent or that it had suffered emotional stress as a result.

Without this testimony people cannot be found guilty of bestiality in Holland. Animal rights campaigner Jos van Huisen noted "Short of putting the sheep in the dock, at the moment these perverts cannot be prosecuted."

The country's Minister of Justice, Ernst Hirsch Ballin, has since stated that he will fight to change the law so that in future it will be a criminal offence to have sex with animals.

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=59184&in_page_id=2

Those crazy Dutch
 
What a pointless charade.

Anybody who thinks that their legal system is fine, obviously has the wool pulled over their eyes.
 
Macc Lads - No Sheep Til Buxton

(slight bit of editing)

Went up in the hills,
We was on a binge,
Look for some pubs and up some *****.
Couldn't find us no beer,
We just found sheep,
So ****** many put the Beater to sleep.

There were sheep in the fields
And under the trees,
Sheep in the houses
And under your feet.
Sheep on the pavement
Sheep in the car
Sheep in the pubs and we all got barred.

Sheep, sheep everywhere,
The little wooly buggers are all over the place,
Sheep, sheep everywhere,
We're fighting for the one with the prettiest face.
Go.

So this is what locals get up to at night.
Trying to get anthrax,
And make sure they use trite.
Sunk to their nuts whilst their rodding a ram,
And they're just as well hung for a sheep as a lamb.
Sheep poo on their foreskin and all over their suits,
Little black berries in their wellington boots,
Sheep poo on their trousers and all over their flies,
Don't let the farmer pull the wool over your ****.

Sheep, sheep everywhere.
Mutton daggers at the ready and they're full of mint sauce.
Sheep, sheep everywhere,
We're gonna get a bleating from the mother in law...
Ooowow!

Sheep, sheep everywhere,
All the farmers daugters' got a sheepskin coat.
Sheep, sheep everywhere,
They've got to wear a woolly if they want to pull a bloke.
Sheep, sheep everywhere,
Sheep, sheep everywhere
 
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