Anonymous Confessions Thread v3

Mason- · 28 May 2012 at 01:13

Okay, so it's the same format as last time.

Those who are new to the idea it's simple:

You e-mail anonymously your secret confession to the following e-mail address:

[email protected]

I then will post the secrets out in red. If you are worried about me knowing your e-mail address, creating a free e-mail address these days is easy. Standard OCUK rules apply, this is a family friendly forum, anything that is obviously too rude I will not post, so don't even bother. Big reminder, the confession doesn't have to be of a sexual nature.

E-mail away!

Credits to Vanilla and Burnsey.
Original threads:
http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=17723248
http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=17981266

Mason- · 28 May 2012 at 06:21

I awoke, and eagerly I head straight to the inbox to find...

no e-mails

get more popcorn in guys.

Mason- · 28 May 2012 at 08:04

C'mon guys.

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Mason- · 28 May 2012 at 09:05

I am 30, and no one knows I am gay

Mason- · 28 May 2012 at 10:22

I cheated on my ex girlfriend

Mason- · 28 May 2012 at 10:55

I once pee'd in a glass and pored it down the sink because I couldn't be bothered to go upstairs to the bathroom.

Mason- · 28 May 2012 at 15:29

I dont really care if you guys think im going to try and find out who you are its just for fun.
Anyway more confessions:

I think i am destined to amount to absolutely nothing.

I regularly cheat on my wife with my best friend, I have been doing so for 5 years. Since before we were married. I can't stop.

I have a gay friend and I'm constantly pinching his love handles, and telling him how fat he looks. But the truth is, I'd love a body like his.

Mason- · 28 May 2012 at 15:41

I sharted myself a little bit at a football BBQ saturday night. I thought it was just a fart

Mason- · 28 May 2012 at 15:47

When I was 14, me and my best mate were a bit curious about things, so we both stuck one finger up our bum and smelt eachothers "smell"

Mason- · 28 May 2012 at 15:53

At my brothers wedding reception, I had sex with my new sister in-law that night and had a secret relationship for 4 months.

I love my partner but I also love sex, I do not even remember how many women I have slept with now. I have also slept with lots of high class hookers.

Mason- · 28 May 2012 at 15:57

Oh god you're onto me already!

Mason- · 28 May 2012 at 16:21

I made a semi-life size "doll" with pics of my wife (as she doesn't live in this country) with a fleshlight so I can get some practise in before I see her.

this one is quite rude so if a mod thinks its to much they can censor it or delete it

Mason- · 28 May 2012 at 16:52

Scandal!

Regarding the sister-in-law. It was my brothers new wife. It's been 5 years and he still doesn't know. I feel so bad for it.

Mason- · 28 May 2012 at 22:21

Sorry for the lack of posts.

Had some bad news, my mum came to collect me from Uni a day early because my cat died yesterday and she wanted to tell me in person, I'm 19 and my cat was 13 and I had her since I was 5. So it's a sad day and makes me realise that I'm growing up now.

Anyway, here's some more:

I cheated on my partner 2 years ago and effectively had a secret relationship for 3-4 months.
I came to my senses somewhat and ended it after that time, considering not telling her the 'lesser evil'.
Since then though, I feel like I should have ended it with my current partner.

I cheated on my now ex girlfriend of 5 years with a girl who had a boyfriend.

After that most times I had sex with my gf I was thinking about the other girl.

After we broke up I got together with the other girl.......she still has a bf.

My life is worryingly like an episode of Jeremy Kyle but luckly nobody got pregnant......yet :S

I fell over

I have sexuall fantasy's about my wife's cousion

i like to be dominated

Where do I start;

Been married 5+ years with kids however also I have a full time girlfriend on the side and stay around each other partners houses on alternate nights. I know I should choose but I cant, also have cheated on both them with random one night stands. Worse thing is they know each other from old work place

I owe £12k in gambling debt and due to the two partner lifestyle and bills ive been on edge going bankrupt etc for last year+

Sometimes I think be best just ending my life

Mason- · 28 May 2012 at 22:27

I hit my friend when I fell over

Mason- · 28 May 2012 at 22:34

I've recorded myself fapping just to see what it looks like.

Mason- · 29 May 2012 at 11:26

Someone has an admirer...

I'm not a member of OcUK but I browse occasionally. I'm totally in love with one of your members but I'm too scared he'll reject me. I'm a girl, so no homo

Looks like a lot of OcUK members can't keep it in their pants.

Back in my second year at Uni a close friend of mine and also my ex's best friend came over to mine to chill out after the crimbo break. She stayed over and one thing led to another, I need say no more. A few months later I got back with my then ex (who is once again now my ex for a second time) and she has never found out. Knowledge of this would destroy their friendship.

Gonna call shenanigans on the next one..

A while back I began talking to another OcUK member outside the forums, first through instant messaging and then on to texting quite regularly. It quickly turned sexual and it ultimately led to us meeting up for sex. We've not seen each other since.

We're both extremely well known members/regular posters.

lol....

I once blocked the toilet at my in laws house and blamed it on my son. I said I heard the chain flushing and went in to find him putting loads of paper down and pulling the chain.

It was actually a massive dump made by me...

I managed to unblock it by pouring a massive bucket of water down to "break up the paper" and shift the blockage.

Mason- · 29 May 2012 at 12:51

Sure Chris I'll try a different colour: Orange?

If I'm allowed to post a follow-up (since I saw people showing interest). I've decided to give another hint. I was undecided which one to reveal, his age or the type of car he drives. Decided to go with his age. 31. Although he does love his car, but it might have been too easy and obvious. He hasn't posted in that thread as of yet.
I wrote "no homo" because you guys use it so much in the forums. Also needed to make sure you guys don't get scared of a potential old lad leering at you.

I have a thing* for Womens feet and have been going to clubs* to get my fix!

Mason- · 29 May 2012 at 13:07

Ascendancy said:
£10 says she's a Muslim with a crush on Dirtydog.

Hahahahah hero

Mason- · 29 May 2012 at 14:24

often dream of being in a relationship with my cousin. She\'s the
most intelligent and attractive person i know and travels the world
with her job. She\'s about 10 years my senior and i see her as a
friend not a relation because we aren\'t a close family.

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