*** Anonymous Confessions Thread v6 ***

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*** Anonymous Confessions Thread v6 ***

Following the success of the five previous threads I'm proposing a new thread with the same rules for all the new sinners to confess.

The rules, as always, are:

Originally Posted by Vanilla
The idea is simple. You email confessions you'd like the forums to know or discuss to [email protected]

They are then posted here, by me, anonymously for all to see and discuss. If you want to be super secretive feel free to create a separate email to send the email to me.

No sick stuff, anything medical related such as being depressed wont be posted.
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Remember this is a family forum so anything really sordid, explicit, targeted against other forum members, or majorly criminal wont be posted as it would get removed by the mods anyway.

If you're worried about being anonymous, I won't release any details about who sent it. Hopefully the previous threads would help alleviate your fears, but feel free to create a throw away email account.

The posting of the confessions will be done by me.

Confessions will be marked in Orange text, probably.

Just to reiterate, the address is: [email protected]


Some examples can be found in the previous threads:

http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=17723248
http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=17981266
http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=18408016
http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=18517688 (and thanks to burnsy for this format)
v5 - https://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=18627900


Really important - I will not change any of the confessions other than to remove any swearies and replace them with stars; I don't want to get probated for someone else's potty mouth. If it's not suitable for the forum then I will not edit it to make it forum friendly, it just will not get posted at all.

Happy confessing!

e: Note the new email address, frequent confessors!
 
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And our starter for 10 is ... welp.


I'm 43 years old and during the past year quite a number of my friends and work colleagues have started distancing themselves from me because they discovered that my long time partner (27) and I enjoy threesomes with a 16 year old girl. Even though this is consensual and perfectly legal and we are doing nothing wrong people shun us. We don't care though, and we are not going to change our lives due to a bunch of narrow minded prudes.
 

During the campaign for Brexit, i was ardently in favour of remain, on forums, in work, to people I spoke to.
When it came to the vote, I voted to leave.
Since the leave vote I have been equally ardent in regards remain, vilifying leavers, calling them up on racism and stupidity.

I didn't want to leave for any economic reason, I just wanted instability, and to watch the world burn.
 
I have two confessions:


1)
There's a guy I "follow" on internet forums to freak him out. He's a well known poster at forum I visit. Every time he posts I occasionally "like" one of his posts, and reply with nondescript stuff like "yeh, I agree".

The thing is, he frequents other forums too under the same username, and runs his own forum. I've registered at those forums under my pseudonym, and I do the same there. When ever he posts I sometimes "like" the post, and reply nondescriptly.

This has been going on for years. I know it really pee's him off seeing me everywhere he goes on the internet. Imagine Magnolia replying to every comment you've made on the internet. It's a bit like that.

I find it amusing.

This one time he PMd me, telling me to f off and stop following him on the internet. I didn't reply. A few days later he PMd me again, apologising, saying from reading all my replies I'm a nice guy etc etc, and he thinks it's a coincidence how we're both registered at four of the same forums. I just "liked" his PM, and replied with no worries.

I do this because this guy thinks he's top cat. He's has this big bravado about himself. Telling people on the internet what to do etc etc. But when ever I'm around he tip toes around me. I think he's afraid of me.

I wonder how long I can keep this up. It's quite sad, but bloody amusing at the same time.



2)
I'm an early riser and get to work early, around 7 am. I'm usually the first there. To get to my desk in my office block you have to walk past some other desks.

Most mornings, I deliberately nudge the monitor of a girls desk, which I have to walk past to get to mine. I make the nudge ever so subtle so it looks okay from far, but when using the monitor it'd need adjusting. When she gets in for 8.30 she always has to adjust her monitor before starting work. This really ****es her off. She can't figure out why, every morning she arrives to work, her monitor is tilting a few degrees away from the way she left it.

At one point she blamed, and shouted the cleaners. She accused them of shaking her desk too violently when they are hoovering around the the legs of her desk, cleaning desk worktops etc.

She doesn't talk about it too much because her neighbor to her left, and right don't have the same issue, so her neighbors just think she's a bit loony, complaining about her monitor.

This one time I disabled the lock on her chair back rest. When she sat back in her chair the morning she arrived, she tilted back unknowingly, and nearly fell over. She was livid, and ****ed, and cried a little bit.

She sits near me and has confided in me. She's asked me if I have the same problem etc etc. I've just said I and others in the office have no idea what she's going on about.

This has been going on for 8 months now.

There was this time when I stopped for a month - she thought she was in the clear, but then I started nudging her monitor again.

There's a good reason why I do this - she's very racist, rude, has loud telecon meetings at her desk, when we have rooms for that purpose. We have told her many times about noise and rudeness but she doesn't seem to get it. So when she complains to people about her monitor, she doesn't really get much sympathy.






I think I'm batman.
 
I have a few things on my chest.
I have a muse on the internet, a plaything who knows nothing of his actual meaning to me.
Through email, and webchat I manipulate this person into behaving in ways he would not usually do.
I have created a host of characters that over a period of years I have introduced to him.
None of which exist and all of which are my creations.
I know he is actually in love with one of these creations, yet she has never and will never exist.
I am growing tired of him, and can't decide if slowly the characters should move away, depart, stop communications, or if in one movement I should axe them all and leave him devastated.
Complete manipulation was amusing, especially convincing him to lie to certain characters about things he would have initially preferred to tell the truth regarding.[/quote]

Well some time has passed, we have version 5 and I failed to respond at that stage.
The version 5 thread, along with some parts of the version 4 thread did give me some thoughts on how to proceed.
I did exile some of the creations, they had run their course but they did find ways to exit that manipulate his life situation more.
One finished a relationship of the muse by contacting his then partner.
Not as evil as it sounds, he wanted a way out, the relationship was dead and he couldn't find a way to terminate things.
On one occasion a separate creation helped him with a job interview, a video interview, live, providing him chat message which gave answers he otherwise would not have been able to provide. He moved city as a result of this, and is in a much better career position.
The innovation in internet technology has made my musings so much easier to fill and provide background for.
One such pairing are a couple, he loves the wife in the relationship, he has never met her, nor can he, she doesn't exist.
She is based on a person, but he has heard her speak, seen her little recorded tweets, snapchats, and assumed each was for him.
Better still, in his conversations with the 'husband' following prompting from the 'wife', he was able to use teamviewer to help 'fix' their PC.
Thank you confessional thread 5, I had no idea of this type of software, but as expected he did something very similar to the previous posters brother or cousin, whichever it was.
After fixing their problem, he spend significant time searching the PC to try to find any 'stash'.
Which of course he found, as I had already generated such a thing, and watched him through the whole process.
He revisited the scene several times, and occasionally still does 'for updates', under the guise of helping.
What I found amusing, but not unexpected was he turned then to several of the other creations I had introduced to him, and offered similar helping services.
It took a few days and a bit of effort blanking old hard drives , installing them, and making them look used before I allowed him access to other creations and their 'stash'.
It hasn't all been bad, some manipulations were greatly in his favour, and some very good for his health.
I won't go into details.

Once again now i find myself as a juncture, and I might destroy several more of the creations. maybe even them all bar two, and those will soon be greatly distanced from him, as the soap opera of their life plays out.
I am not entirely sure why i do this, I suppose it is an addiction of sorts.
 
Been with my other half for nearly 7 years, there comes a time in are sex life where i will not get anything from her for about a month or so, instead of me cheating on her.

I would get another phone and sim card and start texting myself for the other phone, trying to chat myself up by be tending to be another women, i make sure she looks at the texts, by going for a fag and leaving my main phone on the sofa.

After she reads the texts, we have a little argument and i tell her and blame it was a mate who gave my number to the women.

Later on that night in bed, she **** the hell out of me for around a month everyday.

So i do it all over again, been doing for 2 years now and i cannot bring myself to tell her the truth.

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Diddums said:
These all have very similar writing styles. Almost as if they're written by the same person.
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They've come from different email accounts so I assume they're from different people.

Content!

I don't know how it started but I've always enjoyed wearing women's knickers. even from the age of about 14/15 i tried it and enjoyed it.

I'm totally straight and married with kids but when my wife/kids are out and I work from home at times, I sometimes spend the day wearing my wifes knickers under my jeans/joggers etc. I even went to the local shops a few times in them.

I also like wearing them whilst frapping.

I've no idea where this comes from, I'm a very average middle of the road guy. My wife has no idea.

I've nearly been caught a few times and even had to brassneck cooking the dinner once whilst wearing my wifes g string under my jeans when she came home from work early and I didn't get a chance to change!!





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I am a man that wears thongs.

No, it's not a sexual thing, no it's not a fetish. One day whilst buying some new underwear online I noticed there was a thong section for mens underwear. Out of curiosity I had a look, they weren't what I expected, not feminine or frilly or whatever. I mean there were some of the ones clearly meant for the bedroom but a lot were plain with a lot of reviews. I read the reviews and it said things like "great for everyday wear" "super comfortable" "great support".

So out of curiosity I bought one. And at first it was a bit weird, but there is no denying, the amount of support it gives at the front is second to none and after a while you don't notice the bit at the back at all. And I got it, they are really comfortable and supportive. I don't wear them all the time, it depends on what trousers/jeans I'm wearing. But I've worn them to work.

Never told anyone this though.
 
I've been with my gf for about 8 years and we have a baby. I've never cheated on her in that whole time, but having gone on a few work trips lately where I met some attractive colleagues from other parts of the country, I knew that given the opportunity I would. I think I'd feel really guilty and would regret it, but I'm pretty sure I would do it, and even actively pursue the opportunity.

Not sure if I'm a bad person or if it's normal to feel that way. Luckily I'm not the most desirable guy so I haven't had to find out for sure.





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1. I went to primary school in the late 80s and early 90s. I remember during swimming (our school had it's own pool) when I was about 5 or 6 the female teachers used to allow us to all change in the same changing room (the rest of my class, boys and girls), my teacher used to get changed here too. Yes, I saw her naked!



Of course something like this today will be considered abuse on so many levels but it was perfectly normal back then. A lot of the parents knew this as well but never heard a complaint from anyone.




My teacher left a couple of years later though so not sure if this was related...




2. I wet the bed one morning when I was 30! Yes, had a dream that I was taking a leak and behold I woke up as soon as I felt something warm and wet and ran to the bathroom, luckily my girlfriend did not notice. Though she thought it was strange I changed the bedsheets because she almost always does this.




Not happened since I was about 7 or 8, weird.




3. I first saw a porno mag when I was about 7 or 8, it belonged to my father but my elder brothers found it and then I saw it because they didn't hide it well. Anyway, being young and not knowing exactly what it was I spoke to my mum about this particular magazine and asked her questions about it in front of my brothers, yea I got beaten up later that day.... And my mum just laughed at me but gave me no answers.




4. Another regarding porn... At secondary school, me and my friends wanted to a porno mag but none of the newsagents sold it to us so we used to hide the magazines inside newspapers and purchase the newspapers telling the shop keepers we needed for research on recent events.




Anyway one day we dared one of our mates to steal one, he walked inside a shop and must have grabbed the whole top shelf as he was running he was dropping them one by one along the street with the shop keeper running slowly after him, it was hilarious at the time and he still had a few magazines when the shop keeper gave up.




5. I once was replacing a HDD for a friend with a larger capacity, he filled it up with family photos and videos and didn't keep a backup of anything. I told him I'd sort it out for him.




I left the drive for a couple of months and forgot about it until one day I was going through my hardware and looking at what to get rid of, I didn't mark the HDD and decided to take it apart and scratch the platters and take a hammer to them. A week later this friend calls me asking for his pictures as his daughter had taken some pictures of family which had visited them. I told him sure I'll get them to you.....




I of course realised what I had done and then managed to find another HDD, wiped it and encrypted it.... Asked him if he knew the password at which he said "what password?" A few weeks passed and I told him the drives been encrypted and I won't be able to break it, he told me his friend will "sort it out" of course he couldn't.... Many months later I said to him "see this is why you should always have a backup." - I felt really bad for what I had done.
 
I'm completely and utterly in love with my best friends wife. No one around us has any idea of my feelings or the things that have happened, including my own wife. The woman involved is well aware of my feelings, she has also expressed feelings for me and we've even shared romantic moments together on a number of occasions, nothing serious however it could easily have led to much much more.

Towards the middle of last year our situations changed and while we still remain best friends the romantic side of things stopped, we stopped talking about everything and gradually went back to our old friendship (for the best, I know) however my feelings haven't changed. I am completely in love with her and I genuinely feel that she is my soul mate, however I haven't told her this as it won't change anything, we can never be together as as it would ruin everything and losing them as friends would destroy me.

I wouldn't recommend ending up in this situation, at one point it nearly completely crushed me. I know that doesn't sound like much but I promise you it was some of the hardest months I've ever experienced trying to deal with my emotions, and not ruin multiple relationships. I will now live the rest of my life in love with someone I know I can never be with, if that's my punishment for what I've done then so be it, I should count myself lucky as I know I deserve far worse.
 
I've been a youth group leader for a while and there was a girl who clearly had a crush on me after her dad died. 3 months after she left after turning 18, I ended up having sex with her. Still feel guilty for taking advantage of her.





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About a year ago, a friend and I discovered the kittenplay/petplay and the ddlg and abdl communities on Instagram. There's so many freaks out there, you'd not believe it. We stalk them on a daily basis and occasionally troll them. It brings us so much joy. We sit here and cry with laughter. There's a chick who – whenever we troll her – makes a whiny video and we love it. I'd give you guys some of the names of the hardcore freaks but not sure that's allowed.
 
I'm planning on leaving my wife of over 20 years in 6 months. She thinks I'm saving for a holiday instead of a deposit on a new place for me when I leave. She'll be devastated when I go and has no idea it's coming.

Some of these are getting pretty dark :/
 
Many years ago I dated someone from this forum and he turned out to be a real *****. I saw him recently and his face has gotten extremely fat. His head alone probably weighs close to 8 st. I'd like to think it's god's punishment, or karma. Whatever it is, I'm loving it.
 
One summer we all used to pile round my mates granny's place to lend a hand painting the houses and forts in her model village, it was like a little medieval scaled township that folk actually paid money to walk around. We would work up a proper sweat on this and would always get some bottles of juice from her Indian toyboy (who also made us fake fishing permits). He drove the Bon Accord truck you see, and had a huge collection of magazines that he kept in a wooden four-legged box with a shiny pink cushioned top. I remember some of us used to stuff the Granny's sheepskin glove into the carrying holes on the side of the box and hump it senseless while clinging onto the cushion on the top. I reckon it was the fact that this box was rammed with all these naked women and we're just doing them big style...and they couldn't escape. Funny we never ever considered just half inching the mags,the logic of getting caught stealing was far, far worse than riding a sheepskin lined wooden box into deviant ecstasy! I remember years later being at the granny's funeral and seeing the box again after all the years, she'd had it teak dyed and changed the cushion on the top! Sad.
 
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