*** Anonymous Confessions Thread v9 - 2022 ***

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It's that time of year folks! There has not been a confessions thread since 2019.

*** Anonymous Confessions Thread v9 ***

Following the success of the seven previous threads I'm proposing a new thread with the same rules for all the new sinners to confess.

The rules, as always, are:

No sick stuff, anything medical related such as being depressed wont be posted.

Remember this is a family forum so anything really sordid, explicit, targeted against other forum members, or majorly criminal wont be posted as it would get removed by the mods anyway.

They are then posted here, by me, anonymously for all to see and discuss.

If you're worried about being anonymous, I won't release any details about who sent it. Hopefully the previous threads would help alleviate your fears, but feel free to create a throw away email account.

The posting of the confessions will be done by me.

The address is: [email protected]


Some examples can be found in the previous threads:

http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=17723248
http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=17981266
http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=18408016
http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=18517688 (and thanks to burnsy for this format)
v5 - https://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=18627900
v6 - https://forums.overclockers.co.uk/threads/anonymous-confessions-thread-v6.18748954/
v7 - https://forums.overclockers.co.uk/threads/anonymous-confessions-thread-v7.18829871/
v8 - https://forums.overclockers.co.uk/threads/anonymous-confessions-thread-v8.18868138/


Really important - I will not change any of the confessions other than to remove any swearies and replace them with stars; I don't want to get probated for someone else's potty mouth. If it's not suitable for the forum then I will not edit it to make it forum friendly, it just will not get posted at all.

Happy confessing!
 
I'm already sent in all my confessions I live an honest life and would obviously never have anything to confess.
 
Ha, just reading the previous confessions again and saw this one:

On my 21st birthday, I had a party at a pub. One of the guests was my mums 55 year old friend who lived a few minutes walk away from our house. She was on her own as her younger husband had to get up for work. After the party we went back to me and my families house to carry on the drinking and after a while she started getting fruity with me. Around 5am, she said lets go back to my place, but to make sure her husband had gone to work. We waited at the end of the road for 10 minutes, eventually he came out, got in his van and went off to work, We went to her place and went at it for about an hour. I then walked home. The couple eventually split up a year later (not over this). He never found out.

However, 12 years later, my mum, who was still friends with them, offered the fella a room to rent at our house! He accepted and moved in. That was awkward enough, but we got round it and kept quiet. Me and him also get along great. After about four years though, him and my mum fell for each other and are now officially living together. They have also talked lately of getting married! I still live there, and now, I have the complication of potentially having a stepdad who has no idea that 17 years ago or so, I banged his wife while he was out earning a crust. I even spilt a bit of man juice over his newly laid Wilton carpet. Whats worse is he's the only one who doesn't know. My entire family know, including my mum, but have always kept it from them. An Eastenders situation if ever there was one!

Anyone else think the 'younger husband' was playing the long game?

Day of the wedding, young husband says to OP, "You boinked my my wife, so i boinked your mum and now you can call me dad".

This one needs an update :)
 
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