Another cheer me up thread

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Ok, i need cheering up.
Post what ever you can to make me feel better and to keep my mind off of things.
How do you forget someone when every thing you see and do reminds you of them?
I never knew one person could mess me up this much

Now do your best. Make me happy for a few hours if you can

 

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Ahahaha, I was about to make a Father Ted reference then quoted and saw the filename

Anyway, I think this thread should cheer anybody up, to be honest (sorry geeza)

http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=17553316

That is a good thread

Keep them coming

 

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An Englishman wanted to become an Irishman, so he visited a doctor to find out how to go about this. "Well" said the doctor, "this is a very delicate operation and there is a lot that can go wrong. I will have to remove half your brain". "That's OK" said the Englishman. "I've always wanted to be Irish and I'm prepared to take the risk".

The operation went ahead but the Englishman woke to find a look of horror on the face of the doctor. "I'm so terribly sorry!!" the doctor said. "Instead of removing half the brain, I've taken the whole brain out". The patient replied, "No worries, mate!!"

MB

Would be funnyer if i was english