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A library owner is sat in a bar on a fairly busy night. A person walks into the bar and puts on the bar a mini piano and a 12 inch pianist.
The 12 inch pianist plays for a while, when he finishes playing the man walks over and asks the person where he got his 12 inch pianist from??
Th person said behind the bar on the bin is a magic lamp and the genie inside will grant you one wish.
When told, the man runs round the back of the pub and lone behold a lamp. he rubs the lamp and out pops the genie! *one wish i will offer you the genie says*
The man being the owner of a library wishes for a million of the best books ever. the genie says *poof* your wish has been granted.
The next day the man gets to his library and in there is millions of DUCKS???
Confused.. the man goes back to the bar to see the person with the pianist...
'That magic lamp is broke, i wished for books and it gave me ducks'
The other man replies, 'Do you really think i wished for a 12" pinist'
The 12 inch pianist plays for a while, when he finishes playing the man walks over and asks the person where he got his 12 inch pianist from??
Th person said behind the bar on the bin is a magic lamp and the genie inside will grant you one wish.
When told, the man runs round the back of the pub and lone behold a lamp. he rubs the lamp and out pops the genie! *one wish i will offer you the genie says*
The man being the owner of a library wishes for a million of the best books ever. the genie says *poof* your wish has been granted.
The next day the man gets to his library and in there is millions of DUCKS???
Confused.. the man goes back to the bar to see the person with the pianist...
'That magic lamp is broke, i wished for books and it gave me ducks'
The other man replies, 'Do you really think i wished for a 12" pinist'
