Another sad & depressed thread

VIRII said:
It always amazes me how seasoned lady killers can spend so much time on the internet. I seem to recall actually having to go out of the house to meet women when I was a lad.
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No such thing as MSN, myspace or mobile phones back in our day eh?
 
As said before she sounds like an attention seeking hoe bag. Just cut your losses and make her feel bad about going round to Jakes house.
 
fatiain said:
No such thing as MSN, myspace or mobile phones back in our day eh?
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Nope, didn't have cars at 17 either. Infact using the phone was a luxury.
Not to mention the fact that girls definitely had smaller knockers back then.

We had it hard :(
 
Im 15 aswell, recently i've had a girl messing me around to, so i told her just forget the relationship.

Finish her, too me it sounds like shes cheating on you, if you say your best friend is around her house and stuff.

She's just a 15 year old kid at the end of the day, just like us. Needs all the attention she can get, finish her, and go fishing :)

Don't let it get to you, your only 15, theres plenty of time to get another girl :)

- Denic
 
VIRII said:
Nope, didn't have cars at 17 either. Infact using the phone was a luxury.
Not to mention the fact that girls definitely had smaller knockers back then.

We had it hard :(
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Or not, what with knockers being smaller. :(
 
Naffa
I can only apologise if what i said earlier on sounds like i was trying to belittle you. I didnt mean it to come out that way.Yes you are fifteen and my words wasnt the right choice.

As for the others, what can i say? well, my bad. i need to be more sensitive next time i think.


















Ok are we all cool now?....(hopefully)
 
VIRII said:
It always amazes me how seasoned lady killers can spend so much time on the internet. I seem to recall actually having to go out of the house to meet women when I was a lad.
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stick with me, kid. i'll show you how it's done ;)
 
Dude, this thread needs to change route.

Let's go from "What to do?" to "Amusing ways to dump the ho".

Try getting her drunk and writing it on her forehead. Or telling her that there isn't enough room in your life for her and your stamp collection, and, to be honest, the stamps always came first. Just to see her reaction.

EDIT: Oh, and however you do it, please get it videoed. Ta.
 
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Sic said:
stick with me, kid. i'll show you how it's done ;)
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LOL, yup i'll be grateful for any advice a teenager can give me on chatting up women as being married and with the same lady for 14/15 years I have lost touch.
When fatty and I were lads on the pull the usual method was to club a bird around the head and drag her back to the cave (hence the term ladykillers), is this still how it is done or do men now have to pretend to actually care about the female and make all sorts of "oh I am so vulnerable" kind of emo smalltalk?


;)
 
I love the deep anguish of an early teenager obssessing about a female as if it were the end of the world - there is little more delicious and terrifying about that feeling and it is hard to recapture...
 
Skully said:
Slap her in the face with your penis.

Ask her if thats paying enough attention.
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This thread is genius.
Do. It. Then again, you are 15, so may not be a good idea.
 
Is it me or has the number of young people on the forums trebled?

Listen to the people here who are telling you to move on it's for the best.
 
cleanbluesky said:
I love the deep anguish of an early teenager obssessing about a female as if it were the end of the world - there is little more delicious and terrifying about that feeling and it is hard to recapture...
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I remember it well.
Feeling like your life has come to a tragic end because some young strumpet has given you the elbow :)

Stan :)
 
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