Any bad drivers here?

Soldato
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It seems to me, everyone I know has stories about how some idiot cut them up at a junction, or how someone nearly crashed into them. But nobody I have spoken to would ever admit to being a bad driver themselves. In fact, they all consider themselves to be good drivers. This seems odd.

So here's a thread to post all your stories about stuff that YOU cocked up while driving. A confessional thread, if you will.

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As is only fair, I'll get the ball rolling. I got my first car a week ago. I passed my test years ago, but have only rarely driven since and am out of practice. And now I finally own a car. In that week, I have accidentally cut up no fewer than three people at junctions (that I know of), I've been in the wrong lane for certain turnings, gotten lost in the centre of Gloucester (don't ask), and have generally faffed around in the middle of junctions because I'm often not sure what I'm doing.

I also nearly crashed into a learner because he was coming round a mini roundabout (you know, those fake roundabouts that are just painted dots on the road). I didn't realise that because of this roundabout, he had priority, whereas I would have had priority if it hadn't been there. I braked in time and looked suitably embarrassed as they went past. That one was actually years ago, on one of the few occasions I have driven before now.

Oh and, as ashamed as this makes me as a man, I cannot park straight to save my life. I don't know why, I can just never get the angle right.
 
I'm paranoid about speeding to the point where I often spend more time looking at the speedometer than the road itself, speed cameras make me very nervous.

Oh God, THIS! Having only been on the roads for a week, I DO NOT WANT to get points on my license for speeding.

What's worse is when I'm doing EXACTLY the speed limit on some road or other and a queue forms behind me. I have no idea how this works. Surely, they must all have been speeding in order to have caught up with me?
 
You will find that many people do not want to drive at the speed limit. Only last week I had someone flashing me wanting to get past whilst I was driving at the 40 speed limit. You should never feel pressured into driving any faster if you are already at the speed limit, but you will have to learn not to get worked up by people behind you that think they own the road and are above the law.

Rgds

Oh they never manage to pressure me to going faster. Sometimes I get some impatient goon tailgating me, but it just makes me slow down. If I have to stop suddenly, I want to minimise the damage of him going into the back of me.
 
I got a nasty scrape on my bumper yesterday. Was picking up my lady friend from her house, but she has a ridiculously steep driveway. I had to reverse up it. After much cussin', I got the the top and heard the grinding noise of my front left corner scraping against the wall (spent too long looking backwards, didn't notice what my front was doing). I was just glad it was only a scuff on the bumper and nothing worse.

I don't think my lady friend was impressed. :(
 
Yeah, but I wasn't supposed to be anywhere NEAR Gloucester. I was trying to get from Ross-on-Wye to Bristol, got close to Gloucester and couldn't find any signs to Bristol. So I decided to navigate by the sun and head south on what looked like a main-ish road. Big mistake.
 
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