Anybody been struck down with the infamous Norovirus??

Jingo...

Jingo...

Jingo...

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As figures suggest over 3 million people have come down with the vomiting-bug this winter I was wondering who here has been affected?

I have felt strong & healthy all winter but after onlya few weeks back at uni I find myself blowing chunks and delivering batch loads of bum-gravy...

Thats me confined to my room for a few days... :mad:


Article Linkage: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7182988.stm
 
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[DW]Muffin;10877832 said:
I WISH I COULD HAVE IT

WEEK OFF FOR THE WIN :mad::mad:
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You must have a terrible job/ strongly dislike your job because I can assure you that my current state of combined puke & parp (often at the same time) is very undesirable... :(
 
I_Am_Vengeance said:
What if you need to make chunks and gravy at the same time? Sit on the toilet with a bin? Aim the chunks at the bath/sink? By the way, i haven't had it.
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My sink is located directly infront of the toilet so one can simply bend forward to deposit the 'ejection of mysterious carrots' but at the same time must be warned: said leaning forward coupled with a particularly determined bottom-pop would lead to what I describe as a Ranulph-Fiennes-Splat: A poo that is utterly determined to climb up further than the bowl, to the seat and potentially beyond, to the peak of the cistern
 
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