Anyone a vet?

Mercenary Keyboard Warrior · 17 Dec 2015 at 12:00

Or have a significant other / close family member etc that is a vet?

Need to ask a very specific question about chipping (ie the cat/dog type thing)

Thanks

Avenged7Fold · 17 Dec 2015 at 12:02

No i but i eat meat.

Ask me anything

Josh · 17 Dec 2015 at 12:03

I've been known to fondle some puppies and the occasional pussy.

Ask away.

Jono · 17 Dec 2015 at 12:03

I used to be with one.

DJMK4 · 17 Dec 2015 at 12:04

Chipping can identify stuff, it is a very useful feature, all cats/dogs should have one

Gilly · 17 Dec 2015 at 12:04

Jono said:
I used to be with one.

What was his name?

Avenged7Fold · 17 Dec 2015 at 12:05

Gilly said:
What was his name?

His name was dog, it was all very confusing for the cat (their daughter)

Mercenary Keyboard Warrior · 17 Dec 2015 at 12:06

ROFL we all eat meat, well when she allows

Thanks for amusing even if your not helping chaps

Gilly · 17 Dec 2015 at 12:06

Would you like to ask your question at least?

Avenged7Fold · 17 Dec 2015 at 12:06

Well if you post the question we can help. I can post that i am a fully qualified vet with 6000 years of experience including interning on Noah's Ark if it helps.

We dont need to be qualified, just half able to use google and BS are way through a reply

DJMK4 · 17 Dec 2015 at 12:09

I have done my fair share of dog sitting, I think I would qualify as a vet

matt_fsr · 17 Dec 2015 at 12:10

Maybe post the question, and someone will be able to link you to the advice?

This morning I've been reading about specific nutrient issues in categories of raptors, so that's probably a little more unusual

DXP55 · 17 Dec 2015 at 12:12

I cleaned a load of cat sick up this morning - does that qualify ?

estebanrey · 17 Dec 2015 at 12:14

I'm a vet

I was in 'Nam

....Chelt-nam

Greebo · 17 Dec 2015 at 12:16

My better half is a vet and has been in private industry rather than practice for the last 10 years in which time she has worked for both of the biggest chipping manufacturers and operators of the databases.

Send me message in trust and I'll get her to have a look at it this evening

tcfreer · 17 Dec 2015 at 12:19

I'm not sure you can decrease the cat or dogs poop -per-mile rate, maybe chipping isn't worth while

Thekwango · 17 Dec 2015 at 12:20

Greebo said:
Send me message in trust and I'll get her to have a look at it this evening

don't be a spoil sport - we want to know the question too!

cheesyboy · 17 Dec 2015 at 12:21

Well, I've not got much experience, but would imagine that it's just like any other chipping, albeit bigger and a bit more wriggly.

I'd start with peeling your pet, then wash it thoroughly in cold water. After that get your biggest knife and chop into 1cm thick pieces.

I reckon you want to double fry - first time with the oil at about 130c, then remove and dry before going again at 190c.

When crisp and brown, remove the chipped feline/canine and season with a bit of salt. A little vinegar always helps.

Avenged7Fold · 17 Dec 2015 at 12:24

Thekwango said:
don't be a spoil sport - we want to know the question too!

He is going for the long troll :cool:

Maybe OP has a tinfoil-hat-paranoia question on Apple/Samsung being able to track his dog and steal his bank accounts and know what porn he watches but is too embarrassed to ask.

Thekwango · 17 Dec 2015 at 12:27

Avenged7Fold said:
Maybe OP has a tinfoil-hat-paranoia question on Apple/Samsung being able to track his dog and steal his bank accounts and know what porn he watches but is too embarrassed to ask.

nothing tin-foil hat or paranoid about that at all - they already know.....in fact they've always known.....and always will!