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Nar then, I'm back by popular demand
Flat cap on me edd walking stick in me 'and
Tha nus big El 'e reckons 'e's reet grand
I reckon I could beat 'im wi' on'y me left 'and

Walkin' darn't road wi' me owld pal Bobby
'E stopped me 'e did and said 'summatsupeer'
'Eed on'y spied Mo'inder takin' up a new 'obby
In a field climbin' aboord a ruddy big steer

I'm standin' there 'avin dropped me stick
Ar Bobby sez 'ey gerar'tn it quick!'
A sez 'im 'flippin' 'eck, wass apnin theer??'
An 'e sez 'dunt tha know 'e's a queer?'
 
Gilly said:
Nar then, I'm back by popular demand
Flat cap on me edd walking stick in me 'and
Tha nus big El 'e reckons 'e's reet grand
I reckon I could beat 'im wi' on'y me left 'and

Walkin' darn't road wi' me owld pal Bobby
'E stopped me 'e did and said 'summatsupeer'
'Eed on'y spied Mo'inder takin' up a new 'obby
In a field climbin' aboord a ruddy big steer

I'm standin' there 'avin dropped me stick
Ar Bobby sez 'ey gerar'tn it quick!'
A sez 'im 'flippin' 'eck, wass apnin theer??'
An 'e sez 'dunt tha know 'e's a queer?'
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Someone please tell me what this dude is saying
All i heard was my name and i take it as you disobeying
Seriously stop playing cuz im about to slay you for overplaying

You aint from yorkshire more like im the real yorkshire ripper
lyrically, i murder you, if you dont believe me best ask your mother
Dont leave you day job yet cuz honestly i dont know why you bother
Unlike craig david i wasnt born to this
You aint hot enuff so i suggest you go battle agent chris
Please you need to stop cuz im tired of beating you at your game
It is time you pick up your boot as it is starting to rain
Unless you want more damage for you next insurance claim.
 
You guys are still rappin' an' you sound like little children,
gettin' all aggressive, just like you wanna kill them.
You should learn to calm down, an' give this thread a break,
all these pointless lines, are givin' me a headache.
Gilly is the man, he be rappin' with a soundtrack,
El is having a go, but ends up soundin' real crap.
I don't know why i'm rappin', or why I even bother,
this thread is so painful, it's like livin' in squalor.
So heed my advice, and learn from the best,
step back off the line, and give this thread a rest.
 
Nix said:
You guys are still rappin' an' you sound like little children,
gettin' all aggressive, just like you wanna kill them.
You should learn to calm down, an' give this thread a break,
all these pointless lines, are givin' me a headache.
Gilly is the man, he be rappin' with a soundtrack,
El is having a go, but ends up soundin' real crap.
I don't know why i'm rappin', or why I even bother,
this thread is so painful, it's like livin' in squalor.
So heed my advice, and learn from the best,
step back off the line, and give this thread a rest.
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Say my name one time and i'll be there
El is the same but still bigger than tony blair
Shame everyone writes me off but that aint fair
Cuz if im selling my rhymes i *** be a millionaire

Hold on Nix how do you sound
I go for a clean shot while you love rebound
The difference between me and you
I got more lines than your grandma wrinkles
and i can carry on spitting like a semi automatic
Unlike you i got skillz and im charismatic
Watch me come to your town and all the ladies gettin all ecstatic
Screaming out my name Chanting ElRazur
Ask your sister she wants me to be her baby father.
 
ya'll acting like kids, a few of you need to shut yer grids
some of neons trolls are what the rules say forbids the ocuk rules
face to face you'd probaly end up with sore family jewels
feeling the pain, from the kick no longer would you have a use for your measuring stick, superficial middle cerebral vein flaming a topic starting a military campaign

some of you hating, debating annotating, chris_r is here and im innovating ready and waiting

my battle is so good they cheer from liverpool to seatlle, across the planet, im hard living granite stop tryin' most ya'll worse them mc mallet

thanks for your time from els partner in crime, from the sound of you lot im a philadelphia pepper pot , battle me, dont care who the member deligate
 
ElRazur said:
Say my name one time and i'll be there
El is the same but still bigger than tony blair
Shame everyone writes me off but that aint fair
Cuz if im selling my rhymes i *** be a millionaire

Hold on Nix how do you sound
I go for a clean shot while you love rebound
The difference between me and you
I got more lines than your grandma wrinkles
and i can carry on spitting like a semi automatic
Unlike you i got skillz and im charismatic
Watch me come to your town and all the ladies gettin all ecstatic
Screaming out my name Chanting ElRazur
Ask your sister she wants me to be her baby father.
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ok mate
dont hate
just appreciate
mate

bo
 
WTF you on about, you lot all sound like muppets,
Rappin' like stereotypical, gangsta lovin' puppets,

You think your all so slick with your simple half-arsed rhyming,
While the rest of us can see that lyrically, you're untouched hymen,

Speaking of which, I think it's time, that the Don's start purging,
Cleaning out these forums of you pretentious baby-rap virgins,

'P' word far to big for you huh? Look it up on Wiki,
Maybe search on google if your keyboards aren't too sticky,

Well thats what tends to happen when your hard drive's full of smut,
Scouring the whole interweb, just to bust a nut,

Ohh I say, I've gone too far, just call me mister risky,
I'm sure the Don's will be here soon to cut this post and frisk me.
 
Mr Singh said:
ok mate
dont hate
just appreciate
mate

bo
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You are over there rambling from the sideline
I suggest you go and read the guidelines
but i doubt if you understand it cause it is written by eistein
You brain cant dechipher cause of your broken spineline

I better stop now cuz im the champ and i aint got time
for your yak-yak.
 
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