Anyone can do it.....can you

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ElRazur said:
I had a discussion in the studio yesterday in regards to the art of rapping and freestyling, i believe anyone can do regardless but roachie argued otherwise. Anyway can you guys have a go and prove him wrong

PS
If there's anyone i like, it might be used in later recording.

Here is a blast.



Hey yo this is El, ra-ta-ta ta-takk/ you know im back with a brand new rap attack/ i grab the mic like a pimp called the mac/my temp so hot i do nothing but melt the track/you read my views in here and you can tell im untochable cuz Dons can do no jack/ Maybe i love controversy like your average rapper loves Hennesey/ Cant you see i bet my money on chelsea not to win/......
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****WARNING the following post is sarcastic****
freestyle because no-one would buy it ;)
 
malfunkshun said:
freestyle because no-one would buy it ;)
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Most hip hop stars started by freestyling, thats how they become so good at writing lyrics because you get the rymes in your head and use them in future styles.

Eminem is the current god of freestyling imo.

Most people diss hip hopbut why, its only down to taste
 
ElRazur said:
You are over there rambling from the sideline
I suggest you go and read the guidelines
but i doubt if you understand it cause it is written by eistein
You brain cant dechipher cause of your broken spineline

I better stop now cuz im the champ and i aint got time
for your yak-yak.
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yea you better stop
you know you're losing
so stop, before u lose the plot

i don't know any 'eistein'
u checked wiki yet? its einstein
born in 18 seventy nine
died in 19 fifty five
but i can see your intelligence
you've got potential...bare

you aint no champ
you've got butter cramp

now sit back, relax
open a new account with halifax
ive moved onto the pitch, from the sideline
from the touchline, back n forth
one smack and you're down, clown

bo
 
Mr Singh said:
yea you better stop
you know you're losing
so stop, before u lose the plot

i don't know any 'eistein'
u checked wiki yet? its einstein
born in 18 seventy nine
died in 19 fifty five
but i can see your intelligence
you've got potential...bare

you aint no champ
you've got butter cramp

now sit back, relax
open a new account with halifax
ive moved onto the pitch, from the sideline
from the touchline, back n forth
one smack and you're down, clown

bo
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U tried so hard but can only be a spellchecker
You are in the wrong room if you wanna be teacher
18 5 4 2 what? please stop it you sound like a mad preacher
I dont need no wiki cuz my brain process info 1billion times faster than your quickie
I see you rhyme "intelligence" with "bare"
Boy you just murder english lingo and that aint fair
You damm right im cool and calm like 007
Im not shaken not stirred but calculative like the ocean 11
You rhymes aint strong so i suggest you study mine
And let it be you miracle manna from heaven.
 
GordyR said:
WTF you on about, you lot all sound like muppets,
Rappin' like stereotypical, gangsta lovin' puppets,

You think your all so slick with your simple half-arsed rhyming,
While the rest of us can see that lyrically, you're untouched hymen,

Speaking of which, I think it's time, that the Don's start purging,
Cleaning out these forums of you pretentious baby-rap virgins,

'P' word far to big for you huh? Look it up on Wiki,
Maybe search on google if your keyboards aren't too sticky,

Well thats what tends to happen when your hard drive's full of smut,
Scouring the whole interweb, just to bust a nut,

Ohh I say, I've gone too far, just call me mister risky,
I'm sure the Don's will be here soon to cut this post and frisk me.
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Brilliant, I literally laughed out loud to that. :D
 
Whilst perusing this thread I sat aghast,
I can't quite imagine vocabularies less vast
than yours are. You bunch of scruffs.
Your grasp of the Queen's English is far from good enough.

Mispronunciation, split infinitives,
Most of your lyrics are sadly derivitive
of stereotypes, yes, your rhymes are comical
But I bet I'm the only rapper here with a monocle.

You've all been duped by the two-bit media
I'm influenced more by the Encyclopedia
Britannica, or the Oxford Dictionary,
I don't do drive-bys, I just play Pictionary.
That's not true, it's called 'poetic licence'
Though I'll freely admit that I own a Dyson.

My elocution's perfect, my clothes are quite dapper.
My name is Belmit and I'm the Gentleman Rapper.

Chin chin.
 
Haha, Bravo!
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Belmit said:
Whilst perusing this thread I sat aghast,
I can't quite imagine vocabularies less vast
than yours are. You bunch of scruffs.
Your grasp of the Queen's English is far from good enough.

Mispronunciation, split infinitives,
Most of your lyrics are sadly derivitive
of stereotypes, yes, your rhymes are comical
But I bet I'm the only rapper here with a monocle.

You've all been duped by the two-bit media
I'm influenced more by the Encyclopedia
Britannica, or the Oxford Dictionary,
I don't do drive-bys, I just play Pictionary.
That's not true, it's called 'poetic licence'
Though I'll freely admit that I own a Dyson.

My elocution's perfect, my clothes are quite dapper.
My name is Belmit and I'm the Gentleman Rapper.

Chin chin.
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Your going on about the encyclopedia but you got nothing on my lyrical multimedia
your poetic'ness is pathecticness talking bout a Dyson ill knock you out, you'll be calling me Tyson

elocutions will be getting you prosecutions because your words are step one to executions, practice on some paper, your nothing but common caper as your lines are whack i got to your last line and nearly had a anxiety attack

So your gentle, does that make you experimental with boys? please stop, your words are like background noise go away dude, play with your battery operated toys
 
ElRazur said:
I dont get this :confused: , all im asking if people can do it or not yet people are choosing to derail the thread and snipe again. oh well, it is becoming predictable now that i just laught at those attempt. :D
By way the roachie is reading this too and having plenty of time laughing.

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The thing is when all this sniping at me starts no don/mod says anything but as soon i reply and play on their level it becomes a different ball game and El is always the one at fault.
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whine?
 
Belmit said:
Whilst perusing this thread I sat aghast,
I can't quite imagine vocabularies less vast
than yours are. You bunch of scruffs.
Your grasp of the Queen's English is far from good enough.

Mispronunciation, split infinitives,
Most of your lyrics are sadly derivitive
of stereotypes, yes, your rhymes are comical
But I bet I'm the only rapper here with a monocle.

You've all been duped by the two-bit media
I'm influenced more by the Encyclopedia
Britannica, or the Oxford Dictionary,
I don't do drive-bys, I just play Pictionary.
That's not true, it's called 'poetic licence'
Though I'll freely admit that I own a Dyson.

My elocution's perfect, my clothes are quite dapper.
My name is Belmit and I'm the Gentleman Rapper.

Chin chin.
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L...O...L... Thats pretty good, nicely done Belmit,
Though as i'm sure you're well aware, you'll need your forum-flame helmet,

Your words are hot... Not hocum pocum, of that we all agree,
But you rhyme more like a crumbly old scrotum, straining to have a wee,

In your search for pure vocab perfection, you forgot a thing or two,
You neglected to add any lyrical direction, and the end result was poo,

Sure you may be encyclopediatric, with your dictionary in tow,
But to me you sound more geriatric and your rhymes quite frankly blow,

So let this be a lesson kids, when all is said and done,
You can't experience life in books, so get up off your bum!


Note: Just kidding Belmit! Loved your post. :)
 
Back once more again you people need seing to, I'll sharpen my lyrics into a switch blade to kill you
Dyson? I have a 'root 8' I don't need a gun, the only thing that sucks better and harders your mum
Spitting sick lyrical acid all over your face so it melts, leaving no flesh on you body down to your belt
In my own spare time I go get off by killing nuns, I'm a guy who looks at 'meatspin' and 'tubgirl' for fun
One sick ******, cold steel blade lover, I like nothing more than a threesome with your sister and mother.

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Nitefly said:
One sick ******, cold steel blade lover, I like nothing more than a threesome with your sister and mother.
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Interesting choice of words I guess, from such a lyrical machinist,
One thing I should mention though, my sister has a penis,

But hey whatever floats your boat, I sure have heard of worse,
Perhaps you wear a leather thong while swinging round a purse?

"Cold Steel blade lover" is that what they call it these days?
Why use a metaphor when you could just say "gays"?

So you like threesomes huh? Well here is one for you,
Julian Clary, Elton John, Michael Barrymore too,

Do their name's ring a bell? Yeah I thought they would,
Just like you they all got it any way they could. :p


Note: This is all in fun mate, don't hate me! I'm sure you're not gay! :D
 
GordyR said:
Interesting choice of words I guess, from such a lyrical machinist,
One thing I should mention though, my sister has a penis,

But hey whatever floats your boat, I sure have heard of worse,
Perhaps you wear a leather thong while swinging round a purse?

"Cold Steel blade lover" is that what they call it these days?
Why use a metaphor when you could just say "gays"?

So you like threesomes huh? Well here is one for you,
Julian Clary, Elton John, Michael Barrymore too,

Do their name's ring a bell? Yeah I thought they would,
Just like you they all got it any way they could. :p


Note: This is all in fun mate, don't hate me! I'm sure you're not gay! :D
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Damn your rhymes are gunna cause some **** starting ahead, ElRazur wont allow you to mention 'gays' in HIS thread
Yeah for sure I can see straight through your farse, I know you just want a big huge piece of my arse
Whats up are you queer? You want my balls in your face? The only ball I got coming your way is on the end of my mace
GordyR the forum gayer, anti-Nitefly player, Niteflys killed him, 'done as the GordyR slayer

(Lol, I admire your battle rap. P.S. This is also all in jest, don't take seriously :D )
 
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