Really? Really... really and once more really?!
Seriously though im not surprised you dont have a good time when you go to restaurants by yourself blankly staring at a menu that might aswel be in french as you have no idea what good food is unless its canned,frozen or out of your mothers teet.
Im not having a personal insult here but with that sort of post you might aswell say 'why do we bother eating food I wish I could just go without because it would save me time and efforts'.
Elaborating on your ridiculous points I digress as follows:
> I don't like strangers watching me eat.
Do you spend your days living under a rock shaded from the world or what someone might think of you...do you glancingly look at other people eating..unless your eating by yourself I can see this might work as you blankly stare into your plate/table cloth waiting for the next course to arrive..who knows more information needed.
-->I don't like watching strangers eat, especially fat ones.
Everyones got to eat right? Someone has to put up with looking at you probably every day, and if they do I'm starting to feel sorry for them already.
-->Food is over-rated, I mostly want to fill my belly I don't really care what it tastes like as long as it's healthy. I don't like the idea of eating for entertainment.
Thats your opinion, whilst it is valid yes, some people might not enjoy going to restaurants to be waited upon, but i most certainly dont think and you dont either.. that food is over-rated, what do you eat everyday..dust ,air and the occasional drip from the tap to keep to hydrated?
>I don't like spending a lot of money on something that I'm just going to poop out.
Fair enough point taken, neither would I but sometimes its nice to spoil yourself... for example instead of going to red****.. sign up to that latest and greatest site and get it all in HD.
-->I don't like having to tip people just for doing their job
Neither do I unless they provide a good service that makes it worth dining with them, theyre striving to provide an above average service to you, if you ever venture further out than your keyboard you might find that tipping is quite widespread across this little pea you call planet earth.
-->They usually give you too much food and it gets wasted.
I would say that thats a 90/10 split between having too little opposed to getting too much, stop going to all you can eat buffets and get some fine dining down ya gullet.
-->It's usually too loud, too dark, or too crowded.
As said earlier how old are you? are you socially inept? would you rather eat your dinner in the confines of a prison cell with no windows so no distractions are present? Id love to have a night out with you regardless whether you went down the pub/bar/club or just even had a nice chillaxed night infront of the ps3 with some beers/shandys or ribena in your case, you'd be able to find fault and as a result sound like a
I actually had quite abit of fun typing this drivel out after a few beers, even if you arnt being serious which you quite clearly arn't you certainly fit the typical trollage persona.. which if you do it worked and you got a reaction out of me...but only because im more drunk than I would usually be sober
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too much salt!