anyone else send joke emails

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At our work a lot is done by internal email, So naturally when someone leaves the desktop unlocked its garunteed someone is going to jump on there and ping out an email. This is one I have send out today from a mates login

Good morning,
As you may or may not be aware, my wife and I have requested a house in **** and are awaiting an offer from DIO, we was going to wait until we had an address but we cant contain our excitement any longer, and are looking at planning our FIRST party.
Our parties are a bit different and as such there are a couple of rules that must be followed
1) The first rule of our parties is NO-ONE TALKS OF OUR PARTIES (invites are given only to a select few)
2) The second rule is what happens at our parties stays at our parties
3) All male guests MUST be accompanied by at LEAST one female
4) Clothing should be comfortable ( but nothing is more comfortable than naked right ? )
5) Condoms and lube will be provided
6) Bondage gear and sextoys will not be provided but are welcomed ( I can supply batteries if you inform me in advance )
7) Porn will be displayed on TV (so no worries about getting it up Tim) but may contain flashing images
And finally
8) If any of your wife’s get pregnant IT’S NOT MINE AND IM NOT PAYING

Its looking like we will get a 2 bed so someone may have to use the sofa and someone in the kitchen ( I didn’t see this being problematic but if anyone cant let us know )

We are unsure of when we are going to have our party yet but sometime in October look’s good, so if you can respond with the nights you’re free we can look at when we can all get together.
P.S no-one tell Kenny his missus will put us all off and will turn the event into a FLOP ( pun intended )

P.P.S we need to work out a secret knock ( Christmas as your camp, could you sort this please )

Speak soon
does anyone else do this and could share for us to use in the future.
 
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I think this has been blown out of proportion, this email was sent to 3 people, not out of the blue, it's something that has been going on for months between the 5 of us. Thats why I had ran out of ideas of something to write, that was the first thing that came into my head while he was at lunch.
no-one will get sacked or get offended nor will people turn up at his house.
He isnt even married yet
 
If you didnt want our opinions on this, why did you post it up?

Maybe I should have described the circumstances better in the OP, I wasn't looking for opinions on the email I sent, I was asking if anyone else had done stuff similar that I could use next time, I included my email to show the type of email sent
 
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