Anyone else terrified of taxidermy stuff?

[Tek81]

I've just got back from a "business trip" to Vegas where, whilst perusing the various casinos, I was nudged by a mechanically aggravated, taxidermy giraffe. I was so perturbed by the event that I spilled my mojito all over my brand new Gucci loafers. Does anyone else have a fear of taxidermy? Thanks.

 

[Mr Badger]

I spilled my mojito

Well I've never heard it called that before.

 

[I cant post photos]

https://crappytaxidermy.com/

 

[Bassmansam]

Did you get a taxi outta there after?

 

[Jean-F]

I've just got back from a "business trip" to Vegas where, whilst perusing the various casinos, I was nudged by a mechanically aggravated, taxidermy giraffe. I was so perturbed by the event that I spilled my mojito all over my brand new Gucci loafers. Does anyone else have a fear of taxidermy? Thanks.

I hope that you told the giraffe to get stuffed.

 

[robfosters]

I suspect I’d be more scared of a live tiger than a stuffed one

 

[cheesefest]

I’m terrified of taxidermy. On a school trip, we visited a museum in or around Whitby. It was full of stuff animals. I and a friend (also terrified) walked out and sat on a bench opposite the museum. We got a right telling off. When we got back to school the following day, the headmaster was shouting at my mother. Mum was clearly upset as she is also terrified of taxidermy too.

 

[new boy]

Me too. Mine kept telling me I owed a load of money to HMRC. apparently hookers and blow are "not tax deductible"

Wouldn't recommend a tax attorney to anyone tbh.

 

[lunar]

Watch an episode of Tales of the Unexpected called 'The Landlady.'

 

[FoxEye]

It's creepy as heck. Sinister, if you ask me.

 

[keenan]

I really don't like it, shot and killed a buck when I was really young and 30 years later I still regret it.

Well I've never heard it called that before.

 

[arc@css]

Watch an episode of Tales of the Unexpected called 'The Landlady.'

+1

 

[Tefal]

I dont mind taxidermy but I am deeply concerned h taxidermists

 

[Wizzfizz]

It's just not right and very weird

 

[Dirk Diggler]

I've just got back from a "business trip" to Vegas where, whilst perusing the various casinos, I was nudged by a mechanically aggravated, taxidermy giraffe. I was so perturbed by the event that I spilled my mojito all over my brand new Gucci loafers. Does anyone else have a fear of taxidermy? Thanks.

Surely that was an animatronic and not taxidermy?

 

[d_brennen]

It's just not right and very weird

I do wonder what kind of child says "I want to be a taxidermist when I grow up"

 

[Tek81]

Surely that was an animatronic and not taxidermy?

I'll be honest, I was rather inebriated when I posted this and had since forgotten about it. It was basically a taxidermy animal with a mechanism inside it that made its head move. There was also a taxidermy bear, but he wasn't animatronic; although he was wearing a top hat and bowtie.

 

[Blackjack Davy]

Surely that was an animatronic and not taxidermy?

Animatronically enabled taxidermocologically equpped automaton?

 

[Tek81]

Animatronically enabled taxidermocologically equpped automaton?

Sums it up perfectly

 

[Malevolence]

Only salient Polar Bears, but then I grew up watching Scooby Doo.