Anyone good at letter writing? An appeal to Fernando Torres

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So anyone who's just watched the Man Utd v Chelsea game will know where I'm coming from.

I placed a bet with Skybet which was a 3-2 win for United. Reciept here:

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Now with United winning 3-1, Torres goes and does this near the end of the game...


As you can tell I'm rightly PEEVED off. BIG TIME!

So can someone write me a letter in a professional and courteous manner and try and get Chelsea, or better yet, Mr Torres to cough up my winnings of £140. If we are successful then I'll give the author £40.
 
Dear Mr. Torres,

I am writing today in regard to the outcome of Chelsea FC's recent football match against Manchester United FC. With you being a prolific goalsmith (and handsome to boot), I ventured a wager with the plucky gentlemen of Skybet. The details of said wager ran thusly: [insert details]. Imagine then, my dismay when towards the game's closing, you skyed it like a jelly-legged jack-a-napes. How I wailed, how I wept. I turned to my wife for support, but had forgotten that she had already left me for Bob, the window cleaner's son's best friend's rugby coach. I looked to my trusty canine companion 'Benvolio', but realised that he had committed doggy suicide that very morn, hanged by his own intestines. I had but a single tissue to wipe clear my moist peepers (the rest of the box had gone earlier this week when I discovered X-Hamster).

And so, as the final whistle blows upon my sad tale I would ask if a fine fellow such as yourself could see to compensating me, a poor, humble and honest man, to the value of the wager above. If so, I would be most appreciative and would proclaim your manliness and good-naturedness to all I meet upon my various travels, which is a great multitude of persons. Seriously, loads. LOADS.

Yours northernly,

Peter A.T. Borough
 
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jesus that was bad.


50 million quid for that quality. honestly just pick some random out the stand ffs
 
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