Anyone had a near death experience?

MaxP779 · 3 Oct 2014 at 18:05

I died in a dream. The nemesis from resident evil 3 threw me off a cliff, I always wake up when I die in dreams, its weird.

Mynight · 3 Oct 2014 at 18:08

MaxP779 said:
I always wake up when I die in dreams, its weird.

Be awkward if you didn't though.

Malevolence · 3 Oct 2014 at 18:11

dowie said:
I believe you OP

I gotta ask, why have you gone and bumped all of this guy's insane threads?

dowie · 3 Oct 2014 at 18:19

another poster linked to a bunch of them in this thread:

http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=18627795&page=2

Freefaller · 3 Oct 2014 at 18:26

I've jumped out of a plane 507 times, and survived everyone despite being on a few occasions less than 10s away from death. Does that count?

DXP55 · 3 Oct 2014 at 18:41

Had one tonight as wife accused me of strimming off her plants on edge of lawn - believe me it was as close to death as you get..

Dave

LOAM · 3 Oct 2014 at 19:06

Freefaller said:
I've jumped out of a plane 507 times, and survived everyone despite being on a few occasions less than 10s away from death. Does that count?

Exalted observers principle, elsewhere in the multiverse you died everytime

Freefaller · 3 Oct 2014 at 19:13

LOAM said:
Exalted observers principle, elsewhere in the multiverse you died everytime

Not in every multiverse though - so there will still be an infinite number of universes where I survive

Same with the couple of bike crashes I've had... or the time I crossed the road 10s earlier etc...

Mynight · 3 Oct 2014 at 19:15

Maybe this is the universe you died and were subjected/rewarded to the life of a commissairo on OCUK forums

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Skidder · 3 Oct 2014 at 19:40

I left my body on a dance floor once.

bloodiedathame · 3 Oct 2014 at 19:50

Read post, look at username. So full of ****. That's what you're drowning in.

dacads · 3 Oct 2014 at 19:55

I had a weird dream today, I flew from my garden into my neighbour's then into their house which was infested with cats that attacked me, I woke up checking my back for bites.

Was weird indeed

AndyT · 3 Oct 2014 at 20:35

If you mean have I ever had a nightmare, like you did; then the answer is yes.

UTmaniac · 3 Oct 2014 at 21:10

I'm getting nearer to death with every second that goes by.

aardvark · 3 Oct 2014 at 21:21

Dickyb0b said:
,i was 100% deprived of oxygen for sometime.

yeah, i hate those airtight sheets, they should stop making them.

IronWarrior · 3 Oct 2014 at 21:41

Gaygle said:
Clicking on this thread was a bit like what i imagine dying to be like

korso said:
I fell out of bed once and landed on some lego.

danza said:
One day perhaps he'll have a near-coherent experience.

That day is clearly not today, however.

Mynight said:
Be awkward if you didn't though.

Firestar_3x said:
Explains quite a few things.....

So many funnies, I had tears in my eyes from lol'ing.

Devrij · 3 Oct 2014 at 21:57

I actually died once (sort of, my heart stopped for about a minute) and guess what: nothing. No near death stuff for me. So I guess that's roughly what it's like.

Captain · 3 Oct 2014 at 21:59

Devrij said:
I actually died once (sort of, my heart stopped for about a minute) and guess what: nothing. No near death stuff for me. So I guess that's roughly what it's like.

How would you know if you were dead?

[FnG]magnolia · 3 Oct 2014 at 22:02

Skidder said:
I left my body on a dance floor once.

And your heart in San Francisco?

FoxEye · 3 Oct 2014 at 22:06

I've had a near-life experience. Fortunately I came to my senses and went back inside.