anyone here building a time machine?

cm1179 · 27 Apr 2011 at 22:40

you may aswell sell it for scrap

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/...pace-science/?source=link_fb20110427news-time

Ross1234 · 27 Apr 2011 at 22:42

Mine works fine..

Marine Iguana · 27 Apr 2011 at 22:43

Bah *throws tools away*

danza · 27 Apr 2011 at 22:52

I'm so far in the future I can give you all last week's lottery numbers. That article is tripe.

D18241 · 27 Apr 2011 at 22:53

two bad words there...

suggests
hints

it cant be true

Mr^B · 27 Apr 2011 at 22:54

I'm going to start building one last week.

Hagar · 27 Apr 2011 at 22:56

Thats cause you dont go back through time, you go sideways.

Cybermyk · 27 Apr 2011 at 22:56

How does this explain that when I put my foot down in my average family hatchback, everything seems to be going backwards?

I call shenanigans.

Pawnless Endgame · 27 Apr 2011 at 23:12

Yes I have a time machine. I travelled back in time from 2037 so that I could post on OcUK. I can inform you computer enthusiasts that the average computer in 2037 will have a clock speed of 72GHz with a minimum of 48 cores. The average RAM is a terabyte while the average hard disk is an exabyte. Monitors are so thin that you can roll it up like parchment.

Grandmaster Fap! · 27 Apr 2011 at 23:13

*throws sports almanac out window*

Belmit · 27 Apr 2011 at 23:13

I'm planning on building one eventually, then coming back in time to tell myself how to do it.

Wait, was that the doorbell? BRB

Podmonkey · 27 Apr 2011 at 23:21

I am planning on building one then coming back and telling myself and making it one day late each time. Eventually I shall die on the eve of its completion and the world shall not know of my genius *teary eyes*

Hagar · 27 Apr 2011 at 23:21

Monserrat said:
Yes I have a time machine. I travelled back in time from 2037 so that I could post on OcUK. I can inform you computer enthusiasts that the average computer in 2037 will have a clock speed of 72GHz with a minimum of 48 cores. The average RAM is a terabyte while the average hard disk is an exabyte. Monitors are so thin that you can roll it up like parchment.

In 2051 virtual time travel has been developed using the exonet, a 4D time space reality with virtual wormholes to fully rendered interactive timescapes and solid modelled beings to fight, ****, or just have fun with.

DJMK4 · 27 Apr 2011 at 23:24

I am the future. Dont need no damn time machine :cool:

topgun06 · 27 Apr 2011 at 23:32

I'm going back in time 24hrs. The next 10 people to post in this thread get £10k from my lottery winnings.

EdGey · 27 Apr 2011 at 23:34

Belmit said:
I'm planning on building one eventually, then coming back in time to tell myself how to do it.

Wait, was that the doorbell? BRB

Got a reluctant smile

.Lethal · 27 Apr 2011 at 23:35

Yeah, I have a time machine but the materials to get it going again haven't been discovered in this era.

DJMK4 · 27 Apr 2011 at 23:40

.Lethal said:
Yeah, I have a time machine but the materials to get it going again haven't been discovered in this era.

Dude everyone knows you need a flux capacitor. I mean come on?
:rolleyes:

Strife212 · 27 Apr 2011 at 23:42

Dual kerr micro-singularities is all you need.

Hxc · 27 Apr 2011 at 23:43

but... john titor?!

anyone here building a time machine?

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