Anyway to make Malibu palatable

ChroniC · 11 Jan 2021 at 22:23

My significant other has amassed via birthdays and christmases 6 bottles of this horrendous filth, that for medical and lifestyle reasons she can no longer drink at a fast rate. She probably drink half a bottle a year.
I on the other hand could drink a bottle a month as a steady drinker, if I could stand the taste of it.

Is there anyway via maybe a cocktail that I could make it not taste like pure coconut syrup?

ChroniC · 11 Jan 2021 at 23:03

Yeah a few drinks won't cover the overpowering flavor it has. I guess I'm going to need something as strong tasting or some thing that dulls the flavour.
Pineapple juice could be an idea, but that two flavours that are low on my list of nice tastes.
Could be the perfect storm of disgusting.

ChroniC · 12 Jan 2021 at 16:38

Terminal_Boy said:
Use it for starting fires.

Your joking right. This stuff is 13%, it would better at putting them out.

ChroniC · 12 Jan 2021 at 16:53

Lupis said:
Wouldn't it make more sense to gift them on to people that might enjoy them (I presume such people must exist), rather than trying to find something that will make them barely palatable so you can drink them, and probably still dislike it, just because they are there?

It would if I knew any that A- drank it and B- deserved a gift

ChroniC · 20 Jan 2021 at 13:45

In America apparently. You'd be **** out of luck trying to find any cheerleaders in my town.