Apologies in advance....

spoonz · 6 Jan 2010 at 21:19

but this made me laugh (ebay related)

I think its the way the frequency of errors accelerate throughout....

hi this is my subaru impreza turbo 2000 awd it fast and its low miles on the clock at 82000 it got 6 monts tax and test the interio is in mint condation it comes with a exploed cd player ther is a dint in the driver door an the mirror been hit off but its been taped back on it still works fine the engine management light on because the exhaust is sighlt blowing on the down pipe you cant here it and it not affecting the drive can be a easy fix over then that its mint a nice car to have it full eletric window sun roof and mirrors and it has air condation its got a toad remote sentral locking alarm and mobialiser its got 2 keys and fobs witch is looky if you loos a set any question call me on 07907355718 no time wasters i will be putin more pitchers on next fuw days too

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1999-SUBARU-I...omobiles_UK?hash=item414bfec531#ht_857wt_1165

SoliD · 6 Jan 2010 at 21:20

Loving the wonderfully detailed pictures he has provided.

Fr0dders · 6 Jan 2010 at 21:24

jesus christ :/

Jamauk · 6 Jan 2010 at 21:27

Could at least have some decent pictures and select a better colour for the text. I'd suggest using a spell checker but I doubt it would help.

paradigm · 6 Jan 2010 at 21:29

I want "air condation".

Housey · 6 Jan 2010 at 21:29

Do they stop these people from breeding?

Fr0dders · 6 Jan 2010 at 21:30

i want to know why theres no pitchers of cocktails in the advert

Housey said:
Do they stop these people from breeding?

now now housey, its not his fault, he tried very hard to put that advert together. He really struggles at the best of time with writing and it took him a ..... *yawn* oh **** it you're right. Just round em all up and chop it off to prevent them breeding.

cymatty · 6 Jan 2010 at 21:31

He is from Leeds, what do you expect.

spoonz · 6 Jan 2010 at 21:32

Just emailed him

elo m8, whr abuts in leedz r u ?

and the translation

Good evening sir, would you be so kind as to divulge your precise location in the fine city of Leeds?

I want his email address

allllec · 6 Jan 2010 at 21:38

What is the obsession with "other than that it's mint".

I don't mind people saying it when there is say, 1 minor thing. But when people real of either a big list or a list of big things that is wrong with the car and then say "other than that it's mint" it really grinds me gears.

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Fr0dders · 6 Jan 2010 at 21:42

allllec said:
What is the obsession with "other than that it's mint".

I don't mind people saying it when there is say, 1 minor thing. But when people real of either a big list or a list of big things that is wrong with the car and then say "other than that it's mint" it really grinds me gears.

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West · 6 Jan 2010 at 21:46

mobialiser

Duke · 6 Jan 2010 at 21:49

If something is easy or cheap to fix, why don't they do it before selling it?

hurfdurf · 6 Jan 2010 at 22:03

There is no excuse for being that stupid in this day and age in and in this country.

sigma · 6 Jan 2010 at 22:03

West said:
mobialiser

lolololol

paradigm · 6 Jan 2010 at 22:08

hurfdurf said:
There is no excuse for being that stupid in this day and age in and in this country.

Word.

Biohazard · 6 Jan 2010 at 22:25

paradigm said:
I want "air condation".

allllec said:
What is the obsession with "other than that it's mint".

I don't mind people saying it when there is say, 1 minor thing. But when people real of either a big list or a list of big things that is wrong with the car and then say "other than that it's mint" it really grinds me gears.

</rant>

The term gets on my goat. 'Show' cars and 'mint' cars are generally anything but.. the terms are overfudged that often they become almost meaningless.

spoonz · 6 Jan 2010 at 22:43

he just mailed me back

the car stll ther somebody tcck it on bay it now if you are still intrested call me

any idea what that means?

Fr0dders · 6 Jan 2010 at 22:45

spoonz said:
he just mailed me back

any idea what that means?

Dear sir

unfortunately my buy it now auction on ebay has now ended. However the vehicle hasnt been sold yet. If you would still like to purchase the vehicle then please feel free to call me.

Or thereabouts