Soldato
Disclaimer - found these on one of the simracing forums I visit. I apologise for their crappiness.
Q: What's black and white and green?
A: A nun eating a pickle.
Q: What's black and white and green and green and green and green?
A: A nun juggling pickles.
Q: What's black and white and green and black and white and green and black and white and green?
A: A nun rolling downhill with a pickle.
Q: What's black and white and green and white and black?
A: Two nuns fighting over a pickle.
Q: What's green and black and white and green?
A: Two pickles fighting over a nun.
Q: What's black and white and green?
A: A nun eating a pickle.
Q: What's black and white and green and green and green and green?
A: A nun juggling pickles.
Q: What's black and white and green and black and white and green and black and white and green?
A: A nun rolling downhill with a pickle.
Q: What's black and white and green and white and black?
A: Two nuns fighting over a pickle.
Q: What's green and black and white and green?
A: Two pickles fighting over a nun.