Apple interviewing process

Liamalxd · 7 May 2010 at 01:50

Right i currently am going for a job as a genius/specialist at an apple store, i have done the first seminar and had a 2nd interview, they then mentioned that if i'm successful in passing this interview i have to have 2 more!

what more could they possibly want to know they already asked us all the stuff other interviews ask you and all about apple products and stuff.

i know people from apple aren't allowed to speak about there work but i'm curious as to how drawn out this is going to be?

Phoenixdancer · 7 May 2010 at 02:08

do you smoke?

if so then you instant fail lol

Liamalxd · 7 May 2010 at 02:09

no i do not smoke lmao

Brian8bit · 7 May 2010 at 02:20

ALL GLORY TO STEVE JOBS!
DEATH TO DISSENTERS!

Liamalxd · 7 May 2010 at 02:22

Brian8bit said:
ALL GLORY TO STEVE JOBS!
DEATH TO DISSENTERS!

random or what?

Hotwired · 7 May 2010 at 02:32

They're waiting for you to break down and confess that you're not a true believer.

Liamalxd · 7 May 2010 at 02:33

Hotwired said:
They're waiting for you to break down and confess that you're not a true believer.

LMAO probably

J.B · 7 May 2010 at 08:46

Just blow smoke up their arse, I imagine they'd like that.

Ordokai · 7 May 2010 at 09:05

Are you going to be ""special"" ? :rolleyes:

Also, they are likely going to play out more hypothetical scenarios in upcoming interviews. Try not to come off as too smart, they want convincing, charismatic 'ordinary' folk, the type that can convince grandma that she can't live without that sleek, clean white phallic object on her desk. Their ideal employee is someone who can lure an ipod user off the street and make sure he leaves with his whole house 'macintoshed' to the point of having to call in an interior designer.

Above all, be sure to -never- question the apple hivemind and you'll do fine mate.

- Ordokai

Liampope · 7 May 2010 at 10:58

They need you to be present for that amount of time for their airborne i-nanobots to fully infiltrate into your body and start assimilating you into the Apple collective.

Liamalxd · 7 May 2010 at 13:18

Ordokai said:
Are you going to be ""special"" ?

Also, they are likely going to play out more hypothetical scenarios in upcoming interviews. Try not to come off as too smart, they want convincing, charismatic 'ordinary' folk, the type that can convince grandma that she can't live without that sleek, clean white phallic object on her desk. Their ideal employee is someone who can lure an ipod user off the street and make sure he leaves with his whole house 'macintoshed' to the point of having to call in an interior designer.

Above all, be sure to -never- question the apple hivemind and you'll do fine mate.

- Ordokai

yeah i thought as much. i had to sell the ipad in my last interview even tho its not even out yet lmao

Liamalxd · 7 May 2010 at 13:19

Liampope said:
They need you to be present for that amount of time for their airborne i-nanobots to fully infiltrate into your body and start assimilating you into the Apple collective.

hahaha too true.

mitch · 7 May 2010 at 13:29

wrong forum much?

Liamalxd · 7 May 2010 at 13:33

mitch said:
wrong forum much?

i was half asleep when i put this thread down lol be right :-)

EchoFox · 7 May 2010 at 13:36

If you get the job, make sure to put this on as many monitors as possible when no one's watching.

Liamalxd · 7 May 2010 at 13:37

EchoFox said:
If you get the job, make sure to put this on as many monitors as possible when no one's watching.

hahahha im sure i'd have the job for a long time ...