Apples drop from Sky.

[4T5]

Quite an apeeling story.

COVENTRY, England, Dec. 15 (UPI) -- Rush hour on a road in the English Midlands was complicated Wednesday by an actual windfall -- a freak shower of windblown apples.

Police said about 100 pieces of fruit dropped from the sky in a few minutes in Keresley outside Coventry

Police are trying to get to the Core of the problem as I type.

 

[PhillyDee]

Quite an apeeling story.


Police are trying to get to the Core of the problem as I type.

Omg, where did you russet up that awful pun?

 

[4T5]

Off my old Granny Smith.

 

[SuperTronNarwhal]

Quite an apeeling story.


Police are trying to get to the Core of the problem as I type.

Too smart. OP.

 

[seabiscuit]

Awful jokes.
With no sauce to the story I say it's a load of cox and bull.

 

[joey1211]

Hope they don't crumble under the pressure

 

[Tomsk]

Was the jam caused by orange users downloading iphone updates?

 

[Overslop]

I was going join in with the puns but I couldn't decider on which one to use.

 

[seabiscuit]

Still it's good to see so many pipin to the thread

 

[Cosimo]

My Granny Smith is turning in her grave after that one.

 

[Linkex]

I'm sorry, but these puns are just appleling

 

[Puzzled]

Apple!


Hmm haven't quite got the hang of this have I

 

[SteveOBHave]

A Jobs well done by the police from the sound of things...

 

[Django x2]

you orchard be ashamed

 

[wildman]

what a load of bullmers....

 

[4T5]

Thought I'd pip in & see how the thread was doing.

 

[SoAdCrAzY]

...Just thinking of desserts...

 

[zpos]

Well I guess it'll keep the doctors away for the day.

 

[JetMars]

Apple pie with custard, mmmm tasty

 

[[TW]Sponge]

But I thought the apple never falls far from the tree?

Lies I tell you. LIES.