April fools ideas

sswats · 1 Apr 2009 at 13:03

First April fools day with the wife.
So need ideas for a prank to play on her this evening.

And nothing that will make her cry please.

AntiHeroUK · 1 Apr 2009 at 13:04

April Fool is dead and gone,
You're a fool to carry it on.

MikeHunt79 · 1 Apr 2009 at 13:05

Switch her contraception pills for placebo, this is a time release April fools as she won't find out for a few months...

V4NT0M · 1 Apr 2009 at 13:06

Yep it's technically too late now.

Sash · 1 Apr 2009 at 13:07

"It's the hospital...Your mother is dead!!"
*she cries*
"APRIL FOOLS!!!!!111oneone"
*divorced*

Cosimo · 1 Apr 2009 at 13:09

Tell her about your syphilis.

JBuk · 1 Apr 2009 at 13:09

Take a hooker home and do her

your wife will find it hilarious!

nex20 · 1 Apr 2009 at 13:25

have sex with her parents

Kerplunk · 1 Apr 2009 at 13:26

Sash said:
"It's the hospital...Your mother is dead!!"
*she cries*
"APRIL FOOLS!!!!!111oneone"
*divorced*

lmao