April Fools'

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http://www.independent.co.uk/news/u...try-if-uk-votes-brexit-leave-eu-a6962431.html

Some of the comments suggest a few were a bit slow of the mark.

And another from the indy

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/boris-johnson-has-secret-plan-to-tarmac-over-uk-s-canals-to-create-nationwide-cycle-superhighway-if-a6962736.html

And my new job

http://www.fish4.co.uk/job/4902039/pigeon-botherer/

 

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Oops... whatever you do, don't tell your GF that your work wants to move you to Germany or make you redundant, but it sounds like a good opportunity and you're going (and taking the kids) whether she's coming or not...

I've been sleeping with your sister... April Fools, haha