Dear god why do I do it.
Every single time I go to an article on the Mirror website, I end up clicking one of the column links on the side, then shortly after 'literally' (c) Redknapp smashing my fist through the monitor. I have never in all my life uncovered such a wretched cesspit of journalism as that - and bear in mind I am not adverse to reading such bastions of the industry as the Sun, NOTW, Express etc from time to time.